assrape carravan

A toothpaste for toddlers that'll make mothers smile while they watch their loved ones take a shot in the mouth from a 400 pound japanese rapper

Did you see little maggie get that assrape carravan? I wish someone would give me an assrape carravan. I want to sleep next to an assrpae carravan. I give out assrape carravans daily.

by joaystick December 29, 2007

Extreme Assrape

An expression used to convey extraordinary amounts of euphoria.

Friend 1: Hey, did you hear? The Yankees won the game!
Friend 2: Wow!
Random bystander: Really? Oh yeah! EXTREME ASSRAPE!!!!

by Mentus September 28, 2007

I'm Gonna Assrape You With a Chainsaw!

What you say when there is nothing else to say so whoever you're insulting is just bewildered.

Guy 1: Fuck you Bitch
Guy 2: I know you are but what am I?
Guy 1: A pussy
Guy 2: I'm Gonna Assrape You With A Chainsaw!
Guy 1: What? I am bewildered.

by UrbanScribe7 May 4, 2017

Allah AssRape

righteous under the torah and koran. This assrape is not only for personal pleasure, but is also for "allah" and the jihad. Similar to the "Metal dan" this religious enforced intercourse is very sacred to activist groups like hamas, taliban, and albert queda. Usually occurs and practiced bye taliban village elders in middle eastern countries such as "Ifuckuassistan" and Indian provinces near the Hindu KUSH like the monk town "Chedduhfrumunduh" and also seen in the the famous 1940's movie "Reise de Meine Fuhrer: Un, Babuh Heitler."

Guy 1: "allah akbar!" *explosions*
Guy2: "Allah ASSRAPPPPEEEEEE!" *different type of explosion penetrating a goats colon*

Charlotte: "hugh your Allah AssRape is amazing"
Hugh: "yea dude...i know.. i learned from the best

by slimydorritoballs December 7, 2011

Financial Assrape

When you lose money or capital to price gouging, inflation or fraud

Shopping at this store is financial assrape because everything is $10 to $20 more than other stores on the same items.

by jondich May 31, 2018

The Assrape

The man who got assraped, becomes the assraper.

Noah became The Assrape after he was assraped in Dead By Daylight.

by Quandale Dingles friend January 18, 2026

assrapist

a man who rapes other men/women in the ass multiple times.

Holy Shit, i heard about that guy on the news, hes an Assrapist!!!

by TheShizzle June 10, 2003