Asa

1. a tool

2. man whore

3. one who tries to hook-up with his "friends" girlfriends, by guilt, but ends up epically failing.

Also known as "Dougin'"

1. "Do you see the way that guy is dressed?"

"Yeah, he's such an Asa."

2. "That guy has tried to hook up with half the girls in our school."

"Yeah, he's being an Asa."

3. "Dude, that guy is trying to Asa my girlfriend right now. What the fuck?"

by Steezmaster McSteez July 08, 2009

asa

One who enjoys ducklings, middle schoolers, long walks on the beach and new ducklings. His birthday is Friday.

Who is that boy in the chicken suit chasing that 12 yr old? He's thirty...no, he's ASA.

by Anonymous June 18, 2003

Asa

I person who smells really bad, or like poop.

Dude that guy smells like an Asa.

by CyberSpecter November 15, 2017

asa

a bunch of hoodrats that's only function in life is to suck dick and bang as many guys as possible

Alpha Sigma Chi sorority at SUNY Oswego

by Max Ziel January 14, 2004

[ASA]

Another name for the common drug Tylenol.

Guy "I think im having a heart attack?"

Woman "oh I better grab the ASA!"

Guy "oh thanks, I am sure I will feel better in a few min."

Woman "No you won't, I just gave you Cyanide."

by BlitzK22 August 26, 2008

asa

1. A failure at life, one who most laugh at.

2. The guy who you bring camping with you, because you know the bear will catch him first.

3. Another definition for noob, directed to people who fail at stuff.

Can be used as an adj. or noun.

Gamer: Man I just got HS'd by that sniper.
Sniper: ASA! Lol.

by Smuk November 16, 2007

asa

1. The whiny, fat kid from Bug Juice 3: Brush Ranch, on the Disney Channel.
2. To act like a whiny, fat kid.

1. Kerry: Did you see Bug Juice last night?
Devon: Yeah, that Asa kid needs to get punched in the face.

2. Devon: But I want to play Battleship too, guys!
Brock: Fuck you, Devon. Stop being such an Asa.

by Carmen June 15, 2006