Now witness the firepower of this fully ARMED and OPERATIONAL battle station!

You are about to get destroyed physically, mentally, and spiritaully. Generally if this phrase is bellowed out it means the bellower is about to engage in a mass slaughter with absolutly no care for their own safety. Expect no quarter given. Although a relitivly rare act, certain social pressures, neurological ihibitors, or defeat in a video game can cause this.

Vavey: Owned you again!

Dave: Now witness the firepower of this fully ARMED and OPERATIONAL battle station!

Vavey: ohhhh....crap

*Gore everywhere, house destroyed along with neighboring countries

by Vavey May 5, 2007

Armed and Fabulous

A person who is particularly fabulous armed with lots of makeup, ie. chazza b

Chazza B is armed and fabulous

by AliceB May 17, 2008

Artem Lobov

The GOAT of fighting, who dominates all who dare face him with his rangy -5 inch reach. Famously planted the seed of the infamous UFC 229 event between Khabib Nurmagomedov and Conor McGregor. Undefeated bare knuckle fighter and mixed martial artist with a record of ∞-0 respectively.

*Clop clop* what's that noise?
Ah it's the GOAT Artem Lobov

by knobshit April 22, 2019

Elin acted courageously

Refers to a situation in which your wife or girlfriend screwed you over/caused harm to you, but you don't want to lose face by admitting that she screwed you over, so you cover it up and make her out to be the hero/helpful. (May or may not be because she had good reason.

Dude 1: Wait, so bonnie didn't help you clean up your parents place after? That's what you told your folks.

Dude 2: Bonnie? Hell no - she messed it up. I just gave my folks the "Elin acted courageously" spiel, so I wouldn't have to hear about what a loser of a girl she is.

by blabbidy January 9, 2010

Armed Knobbery

The act of forcibly taking a cock into one's hand and jacking it up and down whilst the mouth slides up and down the shaft in unison or opposition.

BillyBob: Where's that whore you call a girlfriend?

Jeb: Campus police caught her blowing one of her professors in the parking lot. She's down in county lockup... prolly likin' some stank-ass prison guard snatch.

BillyBob: Did they charge her with Armed Knobbery or Public Incocksuckation?

Jeb: Ha! Both.

by The Shizifist May 25, 2011

antediluvian

before Noah's ark; the period before the flood; really really old

They argued that their equipment was antediluvian and needed replacement.

by awesome chick12345678909876543 December 4, 2011

one armed bandit

A slot machine, Named after the 'old' era of slot machines with the arm on the side you pulled down. This was prior to modern era push button machines.

That slot-jockey has been playin the one armed bandit for hours.

by PG January 26, 2003