Apple Sauced Cunt

A seemingly good natured person whom looks and may even seem sweet but is indeed a cunt.

"That old racist lady sure is an apple sauced cunt with her lil walker. Just hobblen along a slight breeze away from dropping a harder R."
"That girl was just flirting with me and now my wallets gone?" "sounds like an apple sauced cunt there boss"
"He great and all but his dick lowkey smell bad" "Thassa apple sauced Cock"

by FeccBoieeMcgee September 22, 2020

adam's apple sauce

In reference to what's left from an old man's adam's apple. It is no longer a hard lump in the throat but a mush.

"Old man I'll karate chop in your adam's apple sauce!"

by portablepotty January 12, 2013

Apple Sauce and Vinegar

A way to say f**k in front of a teacher without getting in trouble.

Teacher: You failed this assignment

Student: Apple Sauce and Vinegar

Teacher: wtf this kids insane omg EVERYONE LOOK AT DOMINIC

by Thuglife123 April 04, 2018

apple sauce

A term of high respect and consolation used among (usually young) men. More personal and intense than simply bro. Likely arose as a logical reaction to young women referring to each other as orange sauce.

A: My girlfriend just dumped me.

B: Hang in there, apple sauce. It'll get better.

by thadopeman January 01, 2022

Apple sauce

To Apple sauce your self you must be a greasy apple fan who goes to all of the iPhone reveals and apple sauce's him self when apple reveal that there new phone can take a picture of you having a shit

Oh man that new iPhone made me Apple sauce my self

by Tesco discount Isle November 12, 2019

Apple Sauce

1. A food consisting of mashed apples and other seasonings
2. That stuff you use in your Spaghetti

1: Do you like cinnamon with your apple sauce?
2: I like apple sauce in my spaghetti.

by AppleSaucce45 March 07, 2022

apple sauce

god

"apple sauce striked on the stupid people of earth because they were eating apples"

by appleasuce October 30, 2021