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apocalypshit

A shit so rank and so stank, it damn near ends worlds.
*The day after a flat of Dos Equis and too much Taco Bell*
07:00 - Wake up for work, the farts begin.
07:30 to 08:00 - Wishing you had an M-40 gas mask in your car.
09:37 - Sitting alone in the office, co-workers keeping away. Tremors begin.
10:18 - Almost getting fired for letting one rip in the boss's office.
10:58 - Unable to contain, waddling to the nearest restroom.
10:59 - Containment breached! CONTAINMENT BREACHED!!!
11:13 - Searching for toilet paper, still wishing you had an M-40.
11:15 - Teary eyed, swollen anus hole, waddles out of restroom to find unconscious co-workers.
11:31 - HazMat Team arrives on scene. Curious, uneasy.
12:02 - Recovery team moves all afflicted to the safe zone.
12:27 - Containment of ground zero.
12:42 - Decontamination process commencing.
13:13 - Co-workers begin to stir, symptoms of confusion, burnt out olfactory nerves.
23:12 - Decontamination process complete, 65% loss of paint on the walls. All survivors to be further monitored for PTS.
23:59 - Apocalypshit contained... for now.
by BombBrewer November 8, 2013
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Fombie Apocalypse

A Fombie Apocalypse is the imaginary Zombie Apocalypse in which air-soft weapons have the potential to kill a zombie.
Dude, you aren't looking to good for the Fombie Apocalypse, you only have 100 BBs left.
by Ardieman April 28, 2011
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Tropical Apocalypse

The act of having explosive diarrhea during sex.
Man, I totally just had a tropical apocalypse and now Alyssa won't talk to me.
by BledByTheDevil April 11, 2014
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The End of The Apocalypse

When the Apocalypse ends and everyone is saved and nobody dies.
The End of The Apocalypse saved everyone and everything.
by tohkeyo January 8, 2015
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The Apocalypse

What will happen when either of these happens:
A: Microsoft buys the government and your private life is vigilated and surveyed by the companies

B: Some far leftist commie scum or far rightist capitalist pig thinks its time to nuke.
C: Google's bots become setient and murder us all
D: Minecraft p2w servers crash economy
E: China's (literal) pigs develop a very stronk uncurable disease
F: Pokemons travel to this world and become berserk
G: Climate change becomes very bad
H: Raptors travel from the past and learn to open doors

Hb: and learn to build lightsabers

See also Ablogalypse
See also Freemium
See also EA
See also Nuke
oh no its the Apocalypse!
nah its just a giant invisible pink unicorn
by FranchuFranchu March 6, 2019
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Apocalypsing

Treating every relationship like it’s your last and getting super serious with someone you just started dating.
Person 1: who tf is that new chick w alex?
Person 2: idk he's been apocalypsing like crazy
by Plenty of Fish November 10, 2020
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Four Horsemen of the Apocalypse

The annointed ones. Four men... Disease, famine, war and death. They will bring about the end of the world.
by Sarah Way July 17, 2005
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