alfreds

As in....Alfred Hitchcock, Hitchcock...Sh*tcock.

When a baby unfortunatley has worn a nappy for too long and
he has had a rather runny episode that has covered not only his bottom but also his willy.
'OH LOOK AT THE POOR LITTLE FELLOW, HE'S GOT ALFREDS!!'

by salims April 17, 2008

Alfred

Alfred is a boy’s name, but it’s also one of the world’s greatest places. It's a nightclub in Norway, and also one of the biggest.

It’s located in a place called Hønefoss (Chikenfalls), and the staff there is incredible awesome.

The party and the Dj’s are insane, and there are lots of sexy bouncer's there as well, so ladies enjoy :)

Kine: Want to have an awesome time tonight Mari?

Mari: Yeah!! , but what can we do, Norway is such a boring country Saturday nights.

Kine: Let’s go to Alfred, the bouncer there are sexy as hell, and the drinks are awesome.

Mari: Wow!! That’s true, Ho! Let’s go!

by HoLetsGo January 17, 2011

Alfred

A small and scrawny guitar player who was born after most acceptable years to become a memer. Tends to gravitate toward drugs but we don’t talk about that. Has glasses. Is really good at music but their ego is too big and makes them annoying. Might emotionally abuse with threats of suicide.

“Did you see his show?”
“Yeah, except he’s such an Alfred I was kinda fed up at the end.”

by SaladFucker January 16, 2019

Alfred

Rich Person's Bitch

What an Alfred!

by 10799 November 23, 2016

Alfred

Pasta

Pasta. Alfred is a piece of pasta.

by Apple_601 August 29, 2022

Alfred

Pasta

Alfred is a piece of pasta :)

by Apple_601 August 29, 2022

alfred

a tall white male who's only personality trait is doing drugs. has a big nose and super hot dad. if you see an alfred run for your life because he will gaslight and manipulate you and you will fall for his dad

"oh ew its alfred"

by malsoyer August 30, 2021