half assing

half hartedly working to achieve an objective.

Many college students are half assing their way through classes.

by kalina ontriguez March 21, 2010

assidor

The Country with a big crack running through the middle of it.

I am the ambassador of kick your ASSidor!

by M_Kat November 9, 2006

assimilatex

A combination of noun and verb describing the simultaneous action of changing to and state of being latex. Of or having the quality of being covered in latex. Coined by Mike Watson February 1, 2010.

You will be assimilatex.

by Polymathink February 3, 2010

Assifieds

A more apt name for personal classified ads, where the objective is clearly for limited time hooks up with a stranger.

Dude, where did you find that cougar?

I was scanning the Assifieds online yesterday. We totally hooked up last night.

by TheKirkness October 6, 2011

Cockballs Assington

Cockballs Assington III is an infamous Duke of Assington, a Province of South Wales. Cockballs Assington I hit it big by digging corn holes and harvesting large amounts of Ethanol. British Petroleum bought out his shares and Assington became "new money" overnight. His grandson, Cockballs Assington III is known for being a billlionaire playboy. A reckless spirit, whose fashion sense greatly surpasses his social graces, Assington has allegedly slept with over 10,000 women. Assington was once reported to have said, "I have more bastards than billions." The phrase"Cockballs Assington" is often used to denote great frustation or a state of utter shock and awe because of Assington's affronting nature.

Hey chap. Did you hear that the future Queen is a commoner?" "Holy Cockballs Assington!

by Assington's first bastard May 23, 2011

Arssi's Dilemma

A difficult situation where a decision to commit must be made between two women one is dating simultaneously in which one woman is angelic and the other is demonic.

Person 1: Man, I can't decide which girl to commit to, one is super nice but the other is a freak!
Person 2: Yeah man, sounds like you got yourself a real Arssi's Dilemma.

by DestTheBest May 29, 2018

Assia (E-ss-i-a)

Assia is the funniest and most charismatic person ever. She makes you feel so welcomed with her easy going personality and she's an absolute crackheaaddddd. She's a super relatable person and really knowledgeable on topics she's super interested in. Just one of her laughs can pull up the whole atmosphere.

Assia (E-ss-i-a) is jokesss.

by Thebuttnothebuzum November 22, 2021