Acan Von Octopi 

Acan Von Octopi is Squidward's 1'st cousin removed. He has a slight personality, but actually he is happy all the time. In this case, he is the opposite of Squidward.

The Acan von Octopi is Probably a dictator.

Acan Von Octopi by Your bob September 12, 2022

Octopus cream 

When a guy comes in a woman's hair

Bro last night I gave my girl octopus cream!

Octopus cream by Quickndirty April 20, 2023

Octoling

An Octoling is one of the playable species in Splatoon 2.These have hostile versions within the Octo Canyon.

Aren't Octolings adorable!

Octoling by Mrs.Not Moon from Discord August 3, 2018

octoling hacker 

An amazing artist/absolute pro at Splatoon Who doesn't receive enough praise for her work. You should definitely go subscribe to octoling hacker you won't regret it.

Did you hear octoling hackers' new song? It was awesome!

octoling hacker by 1TZ SH0WT1M3 September 25, 2020

Octoling

The main enemy intelligence in Splatoon and Splatoon 2. They often tend to fight the hero, or the inkling, trying to beat them.

Octoling lives matter!

Octoling by bcidb February 13, 2019

Octopath 

Someone who has at least eight mental diseases. Usually has 8 or more fatherless children.

Physical: Highly dysmophic/metamorphic facial features: High shiny forehead, saddle nose, extreme plethora of the lips. Vaginomegaly. mega-rectum. Impervious to pain even when injured.

Signs of Octopathy: Extreme narcissism. Pathological lying. Hypersexuality leading to multiple pregnancies and fatherless children. Addiction to medical professionals. Aversion to responsibility. Gross immaturity. Parasitic propensities.

Judgement and social conscience: NONE.

An example of an Octopath is Nadya Suleman, mother of the unfortunate La Habra 14.

Fortunately for those who have this challenging mental disorder, they don't have a frigging clue.

Octopath by nadya_who December 2, 2009

crusty octopus 

When someone doesn't wipe their butthole after taking a shit and has someone else use their tongue to lick it clean afterward. This is usually done as payment for cocaine or other drugs as was seen in the 1970s by Eddie Nash, cocaine and nightclub kingpin of LA.

Eddie: Oh Jesus, I just had explosive diarrhea and it's all over my butthole.
Crackhead: Oh boy! I'll give you a Crusty Octopus for a gram of cocaine.

crusty octopus by Black Dynamite 442 December 31, 2017