tote a pole

To shot or have a gun

Idgaf if you can fight I tote a pole bitch

tote a pole by Phatkat55555555 November 23, 2017

totes awks 

Totally awkward

It was totes awks when my dad caught me in bed with my new boyfriend.

totes awks by Tanny_G April 26, 2011

Totem sisters 

When two girls have slept with the same guy, they're totem sisters

I heard you slept with Johnny, that makes us totem sisters

Totem sisters by Chocolate surprise February 12, 2010

Tosten 

A tosten is a unit of measurement in length, weight, time, and alcoholic consumption (beer standard).
Length-6 feet
Weight-100lbs
Time 30 minutes
Or 3 beers

He weighed 1.3 tostens and was about 1 tosten tall and could run a .5 tosten mile and a half after consuming a tostens worth of Amstel Light.

Can YOU bench 2 tostens?

Tosten by p3orion December 27, 2013

Tetra Titted Tosser 

'Tetra' mathematically means four. 'Titted' obviously means nipples, and 'tosser' in British slang normally refers to jerk.

Simply 'tetra titted tosser' means four nippled jerk.

'You tetra titted tosser.'

Tetra Titted Tosser by Directioner Dictionary July 3, 2012

Tote Git

adj.
a word used to describe something that is "raw" or "cool."
Shortened version of totally legitimate.

Jillian: That rock concert was amazing!!

Rachel: Yeah, it was tote git.

Tote Git by jillybilly721 December 2, 2010

Totee 

West Indian slang for penis.

Eh, meh totee swell up

Totee by goatlar May 25, 2011