Totse2

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Totse2.com is the successor to the now defunct Totse. Although it is the only Totse spinoff to maintain 'Totse' in its name, it lacks the userbase that the original Totse had. This is, in part, due to Jeff Hunter's official ordination of 'zoklet.net' in Totse's farewell message. Despite the smaller size of the community, however, the website does contain a unique combination of bizarre(yet informative) forum and textfile activity that are reminiscent of the original Totse.

ex-Totsean #1: So where do you get your clandestine information and lulz, now that Totse is down?
ex-Totsean #2: Totse2 and Zoklet.

Totse2 by robinhoodie May 2, 2010

Words you can keep

TOTSE

Something that is cooler than yourself and those around you. pronounced "TOT-SEE"

"That girl is so TOTSE i'll never get her"

"I can't believe this party's so TOTSE"

"Your mom catching skiff-a-lofo-guss from me at last years christmas party when we all got drunk was definitly the most non "TOTSE" moment of my life"

TOTSE by skitzo Money Boxer boy December 30, 2006

Related Words

Totse2 • totse • &totse • totseans • Totse.info • totseism • totser

totseism

A word, phrase or action that originated on Totse.com

Three examples of totseisms are:
SCREEEAW!!!
Murder/suicide.
Huff Raid.

totseism by RabD July 26, 2006

totseans

Members of the Internet community, TOTSE.

Are there any fellow totseans here?

totseans by Totsean December 9, 2008

totse

and the (T)emple (O)f (T)he (S)creaming (E)lectron. TOTSE.

When I went to totse I didn't even know how to make a hydrocarbon cannon, why I can't go the speed of light, or what these small bumps on my penis were. I left knowing why DXM isn't just for kids, how I could make a trench coat out of duct tape, and learned why I shouldn't use the word ******.

totse by Pwnt? February 17, 2004

Totse.info

The official successor to the original TOTSE. The website is near enough an exact replica of the original, with a large section of informative text files, a BBS with many of the original &T members, and an IRC channel. The website, BBS and even the IRC are always improving, with members and staff working in collaboration to restore the originalities of &T, bringing a once epic community back to life. Viva la TOTSE!

Regular guy: What is the official successor to the original TOTSE?

Totsean: Totse.info !

Totse.info by totse . info August 16, 2010

totse

Totse is a website, that will tell you a lot about life. www.totse.com is the full address. It's a lot of fun and you're likely to learn a helluva lot. Enjoy it.

www.totse.com is one of the greatest websites on earth. that guy who wrote about the hydrocarbon cannon and stuff... listen to the guy.

totse by Conor June 5, 2004

Salad Days

green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.

Rashness with little concern of consequence.

Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare

"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."

- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5

"How did you end up in jail?"

"Salad days, 'nuf said."

Salad Days by GilbyRFC0 October 7, 2011

Word of the Day on August 28, 2026

age gate

An absolutely foolproof way to keep minors from viewing content deemed "too mature" for them to watch.

Billy: "So I was trying to watch some videos for an M rated game, and I ran into an age gate, so I put in my real birthday. SOMEHOW it managed to figure out that I am 12. CURSE YOU AGE GATE!!!"

Bill: "Fucking age gate! *quick scroll* THERE! I was born on January 1, 1904. Fuck you age gate."

age gate by Banja January 7, 2011

Word of the Day on August 27, 2026

board chow

A)
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.

B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people

A)
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.

B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*

board chow by BinaryHackerMan September 3, 2007

Word of the Day on August 26, 2026

young pup

a young person, a young adult in their late teens/early 20s.

Ah, you're just a young pup at 23!

young pup by the dog May 30, 2006

Word of the Day on August 25, 2026

grebo

West Midlands slang word for rockers, bikers, greasers etc. In the late 1980s it was used by the UK music press to refer to a specific scene centered around the bands Pop Will Eat Itself and Crazyhead. The term never found favour with readers of 'the inkies' (Sounds, Melody Maker and the still extant NME) and was soon dropped. Now often used in predominantly working-class areas of the midlands and the north to mean someone who listens to rock-derived music and/or dresses in a manner that suggests they affiliate themselves with rock music of some kind.

Some grebo passed with Sabbath playing on his stereo.
The Poppies are at no. 17? God, a grebo band in the charts!
They're playing nu-metal now, bloody grebos!

grebo by cactuscat September 15, 2006

Word of the Day on August 24, 2026

TikTok Farlands

TikTok Farlands is a term to refer to videos that you see after scrolling for a long time. These videos can potentially be disturbing, or weird. Said videos can also have low likes, or low comments.

“I reached the TikTok Farlands bro”

TikTok Farlands by PINES FAMILY TORTURER July 24, 2026

Word of the Day on August 23, 2026