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Totse2.com is the successor to the now defunct Totse. Although it is the only Totse spinoff to maintain 'Totse' in its name, it lacks the userbase that the original Totse had. This is, in part, due to Jeff Hunter's official ordination of 'zoklet.net' in Totse's farewell message. Despite the smaller size of the community, however, the website does contain a unique combination of bizarre(yet informative) forum and textfile activity that are reminiscent of the original Totse.
ex-Totsean #1: So where do you get your clandestine information and lulz, now that Totse is down?
ex-Totsean #2: Totse2 and Zoklet.
Totse2 by robinhoodie May 2, 2010
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Something that is cooler than yourself and those around you. pronounced "TOT-SEE"
"That girl is so TOTSE i'll never get her"

"I can't believe this party's so TOTSE"

"Your mom catching skiff-a-lofo-guss from me at last years christmas party when we all got drunk was definitly the most non "TOTSE" moment of my life"
TOTSE by skitzo Money Boxer boy December 30, 2006
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totseism 

A word, phrase or action that originated on Totse.com
Three examples of totseisms are:
SCREEEAW!!!
Murder/suicide.
Huff Raid.
totseism by RabD July 26, 2006

totseans 

Are there any fellow totseans here?
totseans by Totsean December 9, 2008
and the (T)emple (O)f (T)he (S)creaming (E)lectron. TOTSE.
When I went to totse I didn't even know how to make a hydrocarbon cannon, why I can't go the speed of light, or what these small bumps on my penis were. I left knowing why DXM isn't just for kids, how I could make a trench coat out of duct tape, and learned why I shouldn't use the word ******.
totse by Pwnt? February 17, 2004

Totse.info 

The official successor to the original TOTSE. The website is near enough an exact replica of the original, with a large section of informative text files, a BBS with many of the original &T members, and an IRC channel. The website, BBS and even the IRC are always improving, with members and staff working in collaboration to restore the originalities of &T, bringing a once epic community back to life. Viva la TOTSE!
Regular guy: What is the official successor to the original TOTSE?

Totsean: Totse.info !
Totse.info by totse . info August 16, 2010
Totse is a website, that will tell you a lot about life. www.totse.com is the full address. It's a lot of fun and you're likely to learn a helluva lot. Enjoy it.
www.totse.com is one of the greatest websites on earth. that guy who wrote about the hydrocarbon cannon and stuff... listen to the guy.
totse by Conor June 5, 2004
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