Puddle Splasher

A fairly close acquaintance who invites every single one of your friends to a party except you.

That girl didn't invite me to the party, what a puddle splasher dude.

by TotallySweetFX November 14, 2011

Cosby Kids Splasher

Little pieces of shit that look kinda like deer poop. The turds sometimes have a mind of their own and splash the toilet water up, causing a drippy poo-hole.

-Resembling Cosby Kids causin' a rukus at the swimming pool.

Denny: Ahh dammit, the Cosby Kids Splasher got me again! Sad thing is, I only brought one towel :/

Jim: That sucks dude..

by Hot Carl4229 April 4, 2009

Mobile Shit Splasher

When a girl who is on her period and refuses to where a tampon or change her underwear. After a day of bleeding, you take the blood soaked panties and and wrap them around a raw porkchop laced with laxative. You then chain the porkchop to a dildo which you stick in the girl's ass. After insertion of the dildo, you throw the panty wrapped porkchop to a dog in the next room. The dogs proceeds to eat the porkchop, thus tugging the chain, increasing sexual pleasure. 30 minutes into sex, crawl to the next room maintaining insertion. You then grab a handful of the dog's diarrhettic feces and splash it in the woman's face, while holding her nose shut, making her inhale the shit.

Joe gave his wife a Mobile Shit Splasher for their golden anniversary.

by Chunkpolickin January 28, 2008

Red Passion Splasher

The name for when you have such aggressive sex that the pussy starts splashing all over the place… but she’s on her period.

I was with this girl last night and things got steamy, but we started having a Red Passion Splasher!

by SplasherFan15 November 12, 2022

Two Pound Butt Splasher

When you drop out a turd so big it splashes the toilet water up onto your ass.

"Man after I ate all that Mexican the next day I dropped out a two pound butt splasher."

by Robby K. December 20, 2005

Lemonade Splasher

a drunk skank in the pool that nabs you with her legs and then proceeds to have fake orgasms while she urinates on your chest....once done she catches and releases you back into her down stream.

Yo, i was at this house party in north las vegas listening to DJ SCRIBBLES, when this lemonade splasher tagged me in the deep end.

by Viva La Donald August 28, 2013

#splasher

a term to be used as some who is a gangster

just stole a phone #splasher

by GANGGANG BITCH November 8, 2018