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Urban Dictionary Person: im bored *adds Urban Dictionary Comment Section*
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Urban Dictionary Challenge 

A challenge where someone tries to create a new word or phrase that is witty and has not been defined on urban dictionary. The challenger succeeds by high approval by the public, obviously.
I've been thinking for days and so far anything I have made up is either already defined on Urban Dictionary or is unoriginal. Im gona lose this urban dictionary challenge....fuck!!!

Urban Dictionary Relationship 

When you are in a sexual relationship and really have no respect for yourself, partner, or the outcome of the relationship and so you try out the deviant, perverted moves that are defined within the corridors of this site.
Jas: “Dude, Last night I totally gave Ash the Philly fake out!”
Dev: “No way, she didn’t dump you? I thought most of those were just jokes?”
Jas: “Well they should be; but, I don’t care if it doesn’t work out. But she has no self-esteem so she just takes it.”
Dev: “Give her the Braveheart! She’s gotta break it off then.”
Jas: “It will probably take a chili dog or the alaskan snow dragon before she leaves... it's a total urban dictionary relationship.”
Dev: "Man... now that's F-ed up."

Urban Dictionary Limbo 

The time in urban dictionary where all senders of words big, small, somewhat hypersexual or plain retarded, wait for their word to be approved by the u.d. editors (I hope this one is included in that percentage). It is the most real time on urban dictionary in general, especially for people who believe their words are 'way in the cut' and should've been in.
"Aww...damn!"

"Dude, what?"

"Well, after two weeks of being in urban dictionary limbo, my word didn't get accepted onto Urban Dictionary."

"Damn, tough luck bro."

Urban Dictionary Word 

One of those words that could only be thought of on Urban Dictionary.
Guy 1- "What was that word she said?"
Guy 2- "Oh, it was an Urban Dictionary Word."

Urban Dictionary Face Off 

Urban Dictionary Face Off:

When two complete strangers who have posted the same definition on Urban Dictionary, later come back, maybe several times, each time voting themselves 'up' one vote, & the other 'down' to grapple for first position. Meanwhile, they & other UD readers begin noticing a 'not so coincidental alignment' of each others thumbs up vote/each others down vote as time goes on.

UD Face Offs are brought on either by one of or combinations of revenge, obsessiveness, contempt, stupidity, perfectionism, OCD, jealousy, spite, fun, fear of dominance, may continue out of boredom and the freedoms of anonymity on the internet, or even just because the ball has started rolling & you can't stop it. As with any face off there is usually a 'Winner' & a 'Loser'. A stalemate may occur after an initial stouche, but because of the foot-print left behind from the voting, the new reader/observer reads & corresponds the vote & definition, and in their minds at that moment decide a winner & loser, and after some thought, maybe vote.
Dude I'm in the middle of an Urban Dictionary Face Off!
What the fuck is that?
It's a name i just came up with for this situation I'm in at the moment,
Yeh?
Yeh, this dude posted a definition after mine last year on UD, and ever since there has this been this ever increasing thumbs down vote corresponding with his up vote.
Blimey, that is pretty funny tho.
Yeh it is a bit, heheh.
What are ya gunna do about it?
Nothing, just post this definition.
You gunna keep voting his down every time he votes yours down?
Till the day I die or root jennifer hawkins, which ever comes first dude, which ever comes first. hahahah