Jas: “Dude, Last night I totally gave Ash the Philly fake out!”
Dev: “No way, she didn’t dump you? I thought most of those were just jokes?”
Jas: “Well they should be; but, I don’t care if it doesn’t work out. But she has no self-esteem so she just takes it.”
Dev: “Give her the Braveheart! She’s gotta break it off then.”
Jas: “It will probably take a chili dog or the alaskan snow dragon before she leaves... it's a total urban dictionary relationship.”
Dev: "Man... now that's F-ed up."

Bro since I got dirtpilled on Tuesday I have made sooo many worm friends and made them soo many little houses to get married in. Me? Lonely? No you’re the lonely one u lawn owning freak