Dude Smoothie

A practical joke in which you ejaculate into a milkshake or smoothie before serving it to a friend.

John: "Hey my drink tastes a bit off, are you sure you made this right?"
Jeff: "You idiot, you fell for a dude smoothie"

by GiffKeplen September 29, 2021

Dude

A infected hair on a elephant but

You are one ugly ass dude

by [e-mail] October 4, 2021

dude

dude is a camels penis

“yo that camel has a big dude

by mummyshak October 9, 2021

dudometer

a measure of the dudeness of another

man this guys dudometer is off the charts! he is like the dudiest of dudes

by shaggymorphism October 27, 2021

dude-off

a dude-off is a battle between two dudes in which only the word dude is used but it can be said with any inflection that the vocalizer pleases. the battle is won either when one player accidently uses another word other than dude or by honor code when one player simply admits defeat

shhh, they're having an intense dude-off right now so be quiet

player A: dude
player B: dude dude
player A: dude dude dude
player B: duuuuuude
(etc.)

by shaggymorphism October 27, 2021

dudster

a dudster is the kind of dude thats nimble and quick-witted

look at this dudster getting ready to go - man is he fast!

by shaggymorphism October 27, 2021

DudeWipe

A subclass of incel characterized by expression of aggressive typically-conservative beliefs, heightened concern for the lifestyle choices of others, and an obsession with perceived gender roles (thus the branding). Irritating speech patterns are also common.

“Caden is such a DudeWipe. Wish he’d get off his high horse and quit listening to Jordan Peterson.”

by DiscipleofChuck November 15, 2021