Lucky Baker 

Eating out a chick and discovering she's having a yeast infection.

Going down on a chick and finding this white pasty yeasty stuff down there and it's now on your tongue, known as the lucky baker

Lucky Baker by viperpiper December 2, 2011

Obedient Baker

When someone replies they'll do something in a sarcastic manner

Matt - Go fuck yourself
Sam - Okay I will
Matt - You 'obedient baker'

Obedient Baker by daaaleisdav December 18, 2011

Hal Baker 

A man who enjoys a good job as a top celebrity chef, but suffers from poor self masturbation. He usually gains help from a sibling or parent/guardian to finish the process of masturbation for him, up to the point of orgasm.

"He sure is a great cook but I've heard Johnny is a... Hal Baker."

Hal Baker by JackSimmons6754 December 30, 2011

queef-beaver 

A smarmy little shit who thinks they're being funny, usually laughing at their own joke, when in fact their jokes are just dumb and annoying.

Bill: "Hey man, you get a haircut?"
Joe: "No, I got them ALL cut! hahahehaheheha"
Bill: "Don't be a fucking queef-beaver, Joe."

queef-beaver by DrDax December 11, 2012

Sergeant Baker 

A botched taper or fade haircut that looks like a military-style buzz cut.

Dirk: Hey, nice haircut... but I thought you were joining the Peace Corps, not the Marine Corps.

Lance: Yeah, the dumbass at Great Clips gave me a Sergeant Baker even though just asked him to clean up the sides.

Dirk: Well, it will grow back... I guess.

Lance: Yeah, let's go get some fuckin' pancakes.

Sergeant Baker by Vepa H May 31, 2013

Cleaver Beaver 

A spin off of "Tits and Ass." Cleaver meaning "cleavage" and "Beaver" meaning the vagina parts of a woman!

Damn... She got a good cleaver beaver ratio going on.

Cleaver Beaver by Ollie MUA August 20, 2013

Pillow Beaver

A Pillow Beaver not to be confused with Pillow Biter, is typically a mammal of the human variety. He/She will gather all of the pillows to their side of a sleeping area creating a dam like effect. This Dam prohibits the calm waters of natural sleep to wash over any other mammals in said sleeping area. They do this unintentionally for it is intrinsic in their nature, thus a Pillow Beaver.

Adam: Dude I'm spent I crashed over at Cougar Dana's last night. I woke up at like 4am my neck was killing me, I look over and she has like nine pillows on her side of the bed. I slept like dagg' shit.

Lee: Dude what a freakin' Pillow Beaver.

Adam: I know right.

Pillow Beaver by Wellhung2178 January 22, 2014