Left Handed Handshake

A term for an agreement that was never meant to be honored. Stands in opposition to deals sealed with shaking right hands.

Person 1: I thought we had an understanding!!

Person 2: No man, that was only a left handed handshake.

by bakja November 16, 2011

Chinese Hand Grenade

A silicon device filled with freshly spilt man yoghurt used to end a fight with the guys in the apartment downstairs.

'I think we're winning this one, Jeff.'
'Holy hell, get down!'
'What is it?'
'They just threw a Chinese Hand Grenade, and it landed on Mike's head!'

by Tund March 6, 2008

hand-job lesson

A hand-job lesson is a training exercise for hand-job squires. The guy who is giving the lesson takes the hand of the hand-job squire and gently wraps it around his own hand which is jacking his own dick. The purpose is to teach the squire the pressure, speed, rhythm, and anything else that the guy likes when he jacks off and cums.

Matt gave me a hand-job lesson to show me how he likes to be jacked off.

by USAF Cadet June 7, 2021

Russian hand job

When you get a hand job from a girls foot.

(or foot job)

Dude i just got an amazing Russian hand job, i really wish she would have cut her nails first.

by chrisballs June 22, 2008

left handed screwdriver

When a man who is right hand dominate masturbates with his right hand to ejaculate into his left hand. He then uses the ejaculate as lubrication to masturbate a second time with his left hand.

I downloaded this awesome donkey porn last night and I had to use a left handed screwdriver to finish watching it.

by Lefty McTwyst January 26, 2011

cool hand luke

A movie in the 60's starring paul newman. Theres this scene with this hot chick washing a car. mmmm.....soap

I saw cool hand luke, now I want to go to prison!

by moo moo im funny blah blah die of aids please September 16, 2003

third hand smoke

The nearly invisible, faint smoke breathed out by a person who just inhaled the smoke from another person's cigarette (see second hand smoke), which is then breathed in by another person near them. What that final person then breathes out could technically be considered fourth hand smoke if inhaled by yet another person, but scientists are still debating on how harmful, if at all, fourth hand smoke is.

Steve: "Hey sweet thang, my aunt just died of lung cancer."
Jennie: "Ohhhh, that's so sad. Too many kools?"
Steve: "Nah, fucking third hand smoke. That shit's deadly when you're 90."

by Thizzcobar August 14, 2010