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blue balls

the excruciating pain a man receives when his balls swell up because of a lack of sex. And when a man is sexually interacting and being "teased" his body will push semen towards the urethra but if not "relived" in a matter of time the semen will back up into the balls creating an excruciating pain, remember sperm is men't to go out not in!

in some cases a man can not just masturbate to fix this problem due to sexual frustration a man must be relaxed while another female (or male) relives him mentally and physically

NOTE TO ALL SPOUSES
NEVER EVER! EVER! let your man get this because of the amount of pain, NO MAN deserves this kind of torture.
(girl) rubs guys junk and starts to kiss him

(guy) gets hard

(girl) stops

(guy) blue balls comes into effect
by DR.Hall January 12, 2012
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Blue Jacking

This is the process of using a function on a bluetooth enabled phone, normally a Sony Ericsson, and browsing someones files without the permisson. If you take something, this is bluejacking.
Did you hear about Paris Hilton? Her phone got bluejacked and her sex video got out!
by YidMaster2144 July 23, 2005
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blue chip bitch

A girl who decides to become an attenton whore by walking around with her bluetooth on her phone activated sending pictures of her fat naked body to every bluetooth heandset that comes within range
"dude someones sending me a bluetooth message?

"who is it?"
"idk, should i recieve it though?"

"yeah sure, what could it be?"
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(phone)" message recieved"
.. "omfg! its a fat naked bitch!"

"DUDE IM BLINDED! I HAD NO IDEA MY MOM WAS A BLUE CHIP BITCH!
by jk the ff November 13, 2009
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blue screen of death

(n)
1. A blue screen with white text indicating that Windows has crashed.
2. In the Halo game series, the screen view of a player who has a plasma grenade stuck to his or her face.
1. I got the Blue Screen of Death! How do I get Linux for this computer now?
2. Blue screen of death! I saw that sticky hit your face!
by an elite December 18, 2008
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Blue Flammer

a woman who dresses up as a guy, and puts on a strap on dildo, to make other woman believe she is a guy. Basicaly, she should be arrested for false identity.
DUDE THAT CHICK IS A BLUE FLAMMER!!! SHE TRIED TO FUCK ME IN MY PUSSY!!!
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Blue Head Lunch

The code name for Blue top Smirnoff vodka ½ pint aperitifs at a welder’s lunch break at the shipyard during the 60’s
like the "Blue Plate Special"
Lets get us a short dog and have a Blue head lunch.
by Blind-dog June 25, 2009
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Blue Sprinkle

When you cum in a cup, dye it blue with food coloring, and sprinkle it on your partner's face....for added pleasure, spread it out with a nice mushroom stamp.
Alyssa is a fucking weird bitch. She always wants me to give her a blue sprinkle.
by A guy who likes guys d's February 15, 2010
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