Brent Ryan 

A guy who buys a dodge caravan and is surprised when it breaks down

Oh fuck Brent Ryan bought a dodge caravan we will see him on the side of the road

Brent Ryan by DeadlyStorm September 12, 2022

jocelyn ryan 

jocelyn ryan is the most smartest person, beautiful person, amazing, charismatic loyal she’s the prettiest person you’ll ever see in your entire life of living. She is for the guys though, but she also is loyal she loves loves, loves the color red and she likes funky ice cream, like unicorn ice cream she also has a very big heart and loves people

jocelyn ryan

guy: yoo is that jocelyn ryan
guy 2: yes looking so fine

jocelyn ryan by your minus gis September 29, 2022

matt ryan-itus 

A contagious form of disease making someone choke in big sports games. It often goes through multiple hosts and a host can keep it and pass it on or pass it on and be relieved of it. It started with matt ryan hence the name who formed the disease in his body during the superbowl. He passed it to Tom Brady who showed signs in a bucs vs bengals game in week 15 of the 2022-2023 nfl season. As kirk cousins showed ryan still contains the virus to this day.

Zach wilson got a vicious case of matt ryan-itus associated with the jets so they needed to bring mike white in. However the virus passed to the rangers and required sauce gardner to clense it. It must've been floating in the afc east when brady was contagious after the superbowl. Even Josh Allen had a few cases.

matt ryan-itus by Necrozma Beam December 19, 2022

Nathan Ryan Lumley 

Being with him just feels so right, his intelligence astounds me! He makes me so happy just by being himself, he's a color that doesn't exist, a sound that forms the perfect beat to a new hit single, he's like a delusional seasonal drink at Starbucks you look forward to every year cause you are addicted to the creamy taste when It hits your mouth, he's just everything. He's the ultimate

If you met a Nathan Ryan Lumley, don't be a whore k he's taken.

Like OMFG omf omg Nathan Ryan lumley omg starstruck sigh my ass please I'm your number one groupie uhg melting fmu fr *droool

Nathan Ryan Lumley by Thecoolestholla January 4, 2023

donkey ryan 

donkey ryan is very smart man, not so in life but hes still one of the greats. Appreciate him like how you appreciate that weed. truly a great one. Also, he like claire :)

donkey ryan is a nerd

donkey ryan by arsdadasd January 5, 2023

Jack Ryan 

Name for a fed posing on social media or other website. Comes from how they thought they would be doing cool secret agent stuff like Jack Ryan when they signed up but ended up on 4chan or discord posing as a femboy messaging “did you get the fertilizer tho ^-^ uwu”

“wow Owo you sound like a scawwy guy with that gun you have, how many others do you have” “fuck your pussy ass out of here Jack Ryan”

Jack Ryan by not_a_fed February 7, 2023

Getting ryan Phillippe 

Basically, John wick, Stallone, and Norris rolled into one. When you do push-ups you push the world down.

Timmy's getting ryan Phillippe on his ass

Getting ryan Phillippe by Jimmy volmer October 16, 2023