forbidden chocolate milk

You have a hat you've worn for years, but never washed. Fill a sink with water and detergent. Dip your hat in the sink and wring it out multiple times. Now, you have produced forbidden chocolate milk.

Keep our child out of the bathroom. I'm washing my hat in there, and the sink is full of forbidden chocolate milk.

by LazyRooster November 7, 2023

Ants in your milk

To be cheated on - a Jamaican term.

Sharlene sneezes multiple times in a row her man must be cheating. Ants in your milk

by You_suckass January 18, 2024

curdle throat milk

When a woman doesn't spit or swallow and sperm builds up till it curdles

The man ask Julie does she spit or swallow. She replies neither she prefers it to build up and becomes curdle throat milk

by Jimmy malley February 4, 2024

white creamy milk

something that shoots outta yo dick when you get horny

im gonna shoot some white creamy milk up your tight pussy bbg
*moans*

by sigmawarlord February 15, 2024

does the chocolate milk jiggle

when you have big double chin

“Hey, does the chocolate milk jiggle?”

“Yeah.” *Starts to grab double chin and wiggle it*

“Oh.”

by LynLikesToJiggle February 22, 2024

does the chocolate milk jiggle

When you have a fat double chin and you shake it

“Hey, does the chocolate milk jiggle?”
“Yes” *Starts to grab double chin and proceeds to wiggle it*
“Oh!”

by LynLikesToJiggle February 22, 2024

A Lift Full of Milk

A mouth entirely filled with baby gravy.

We’d gone to the bogs between the main course and pudding arriving, and I’d filled her gob to the brim with love custard. Unfortunately the down button didn’t work, so she had a lift full of milk, and when the doors opened the carpet got drenched. Had to sit there with a flood of jizz on her top for the rest of the meal. I ordered a cheeseboard and some coffees, too.

by Pete’s A December 9, 2023