Mary J Blige

There's something about her isn't there.

Vanilla Ice- I just got jumped by a van full of Crips to get to Mary J Blige. They fucked my ass up.

Pat Healy- You should see Norm the pizza boy. He had somebody break his back to get to her. He hasn't been walking right in a long time now.

by Snowboy Jr. December 17, 2022

J-net

Abbreviation for the name Janette, meaning super cool human. Fun, strong, reliable, kind and thoughtful. Good thinker and stable character. Loves to dance, tell ridiculous but true stories, laugh with friends and drink gin. May be partial to a unicorn, rainbows and being called Janice!

Hahaha J-net I’ve just wet myself you’re so funny!

by Louch July 25, 2018

J A W

J A W is the definition of a noncey male, who likes to give his audience a ‘Nick’. While doing this he also aggravates his peers to the point of not being able to “deal with him”.

Look at J A W over there watching those children

by Jorge Floyd October 24, 2020

baby J

relatively small joint of marijuana, meant to be smoked by one person before they go to sleep

tim: what'd you do last night?
bob: oh, just rolled a baby J and passed out.
tim: ahh, the usual.

by mr-bob-dobalina November 1, 2020

PB&J

Porta-potty Blow Job

I went to the beach last week and got the best PB&J of my life!

by D_Papps May 23, 2018

J Crew

A herd of privileged white people

After the J Crew arrived, the party lost its vibe.

by JRogue October 29, 2019

J-Dubya

To give marajuana

To bestow knighthood

J-Dubya

Dub me J - (give me a joint)

: I dub the sir J (to knight)

by Jeremy D Walters January 16, 2009