KNighthood
KNighthood by Deepsouth chub May 29, 2022
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Pink Knighthood
When a gay man is on his knees about to give head, the intended recipient slaps his semi erect penis on each shoulder as if knighting the blower for his services to men. Often accompanied by the phrase "I dub thee sir cock sucker"
After years of being curious, Brian finally became a knight of the pink realm after Simon slapped his pork sword on both of his shoulders before giving him a mouthful of man fat.
He was glad he had received his "Pink Knighthood" from the "Queen".
He was glad he had received his "Pink Knighthood" from the "Queen".
Pink Knighthood by Bradford Shopper December 3, 2009
Related Words
Clan Knighthood
"Hey Dave, are you going to that Clan Knighthood event later?"
"Sure am Bob, it's going to be great!"
"Sure am Bob, it's going to be great!"
Clan Knighthood by Liverk July 5, 2009
The Knighthood
To have the recipient on their knees, hold onto their ears and ejaculate in the mouth, once finished pull out and wipe the tip first on the right shoulder then the left.
The Knighthood by TimthePervert July 10, 2019
KnightNoob
a twitter user with a decent amount of followers, often call themself overrated and an Idiot and doesn’t like compliments. He is also a noob and probably the worst noob ever..
KnightNoob by The Mr Bear October 20, 2020
Nighthood
This is the type of person who loves gaming and also makes time for being productive. They are very handsome and hot and you are lucky to come across one in your lifetime.
knightsofdoom
knightsofdoom by Doom of Knights September 28, 2021
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