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Pink Knighthood 

When a gay man is on his knees about to give head, the intended recipient slaps his semi erect penis on each shoulder as if knighting the blower for his services to men. Often accompanied by the phrase "I dub thee sir cock sucker"
After years of being curious, Brian finally became a knight of the pink realm after Simon slapped his pork sword on both of his shoulders before giving him a mouthful of man fat.

He was glad he had received his "Pink Knighthood" from the "Queen".
Pink Knighthood by Bradford Shopper December 3, 2009

Clan Knighthood 

One of the friendliest RuneScape skilling clans.
"Hey Dave, are you going to that Clan Knighthood event later?"
"Sure am Bob, it's going to be great!"
Clan Knighthood by Liverk July 5, 2009

The Knighthood

To have the recipient on their knees, hold onto their ears and ejaculate in the mouth, once finished pull out and wipe the tip first on the right shoulder then the left.
The Knighthood by TimthePervert July 10, 2019

KnightNoob

a twitter user with a decent amount of followers, often call themself overrated and an Idiot and doesn’t like compliments. He is also a noob and probably the worst noob ever..
Noob: have you heard of KnightNoob?

Other Noob: No he is overrated

Noob: I thought so.
KnightNoob by The Mr Bear October 20, 2020

Nighthood 

This is the type of person who loves gaming and also makes time for being productive. They are very handsome and hot and you are lucky to come across one in your lifetime.
Dude! Did you see Nighthood!?!??! He just walked past and he looked so cool. We are so lucky so have been in his presence
Nighthood by Nighthood August 23, 2021

knightsofdoom 

A cringe twitch streamer who talks too much
Dude have you seen Jeffrey stream? He’s such a Knightsofdoom.
knightsofdoom by Doom of Knights September 28, 2021
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proper lad 

a lad that is such a lad that he is a proper lad
person1:did you see bob
person2: ya he was a proper lad
Word of the Day on October 29, 2026
The number of years you are still sexually active
While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.
sexspan by Dr Kat April 21, 2022
Word of the Day on October 28, 2026
A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.
You didn't get any napkins with your takeout pork fried rice? Womp womp.
womp by 175623226 November 3, 2011
Word of the Day on October 27, 2026
When your wife’s boyfriend let you sleep past 8pm 😎😎
Wife’s boyfriend: You have 5 more minutes
Me: Poggers!
Poggers by Just_Charles April 14, 2020
Word of the Day on October 26, 2026

Oblication 

A vacation, feeling more like an obligation, that involves visiting or staying with family.
So Joe where are you taking the kids for spring break vacation? We are going on an oblication to Boca to visit my mother-in-law.
Oblication by kimmerr May 5, 2011
Word of the Day on October 25, 2026

Surf Dracula Syndrome 

A phenomenon in film/television series, most notably streaming series, where the main premise is drawn out to such a point that it takes an entire season or more to get the parts of the series the audience is actually interested in seeing.

For example, if a series is titled "Surf Dracula," a majority of viewers would tune in expecting to see Dracula surfing by the first or second episode. However, the entire first season would instead be tedious padding and backstory before finally ending with Dracula surfing in the last five minutes of the season finale.
I watched "Smallville" on Netflix the other day. Dude, it was ten seasons of filler before he finally flew! Major Surf Dracula Syndrome!
Word of the Day on October 24, 2026
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