Kicks me in the balls and steals my money

Something that is completely undesirable or unwanted.

Person 1: Hey, your uncle Clovis died yesterday.
Person 2: Well, that just kicks me in the balls and steals my money.

by MalumLibrum958 September 2, 2022

Men, money and music

The male homosexual equivalent of "wine, women and song."

I've been chasing men, money and music, and I don't really focus on the repercussions because we're all going to die at some point.

by ihatetonyromo August 30, 2023

Fenkell J. Money

Detroit nickname for a lawyer.

Man, that Fenkell J. Money just cost me $30k, but I'm not locked up.

by NobodyHereButUsChickens May 22, 2024

Mr. Moneybags

A patronising, passive-aggressive name to call someone that brags about money

Person 1: My shirt costs more than your car
Person 2: Well, la-di-fucking-da, look at good ol' Mr. Moneybags over here, eh? Go fuck yourself

by leakydicktip January 2, 2025

Mr. Money

L Money the My Little Pony character.

Hi Mr. Money

by PrinceLittleMoney January 31, 2026

Muscles, Men & Money Machines

Women will flock for this cash. The golden Standard for women.

I need to fuck a Muscles, men & Money machines guy!

by EddieBrock5 June 25, 2025

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by TheGeneralGenitalsPranksterian May 5, 2025