Hard boiled egg

An egg (trans person who doesn’t realise they are trans) who has been an egg for a longer than usual amount of time. Having one’s egg crack after their 40s is a usual qualifier, though this definition is somewhat subjective.

Bob: Alice is 70 and just realised she was trans after showing those signs for as long as I remember.
Claire: The life of a hard boiled egg, am I right?

by E hates Q July 18, 2023

Hardbreak

When you haven done any sexual activity in a long time

"Hey how are you bro?"
"Man I'm in hardbreak"
"Damn man me too"

by TheUrbanBaguette July 19, 2023

hard dick and helicopters

An answer to what's up?". Can also mean someone who falls in love easily or immediatly after having sex. The opposite of hard dick and bubble gum.

Be careful if you put it on him girl, he wil ask you to marry him the very next morning. Hes hard dick and helicopters.

by Emophilla, obsessive,generous, July 27, 2023

hard as fuck

people when they see ryan reynolds

ryan renolds got me hard as fuck

by jimmyhotdogs July 30, 2023

Hard

Something not liquid, me when I see my bestfriend (they have big mommy milkers)

"Ice is the hard for of water"
"Yeah cuz it's solidified water!"

by TheUrbanBaguette August 20, 2023

Hard Man

A man with an erection.

Louie will smash any guy that will step to him. Hes a real hard man.

by Beefs🐢 August 23, 2023

Hard Boiled Wind

Imagine your a god right? And your being punished by the other gods for something, so they send you back down to earth to be reincarnated as a mortal.
When you get to earth you wake up in the middle of this rice field in the middle of feudal japan. You Don't know why you are there, but you know you are there for a REASON.

You Take a deep breath in. HHHHHHHHHH But it is not air you breathe! It is thick and yellow and tastes like marshmallow dust. and you know what it is? HARD BOILED WIND.

"Mannn last night I was faded off that Hard Boiled Wind."

by GuapAchmed August 23, 2023