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Taking a shit

Taking a shit is when you physically take your shit out a toilet and put it in a blender with some berries and vanilla extract (optional). Turn the blender on until it has all thoroughly mixed. Once thoroughly mixed, boil on an open flame for 10 minutes. Finally, put it in a glass and drink till your hearts content.
Damn, this drink tastes so good! I just love taking a shit
by Taking a shit June 21, 2023
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taking a lonely

1. taking a a photo of yourself alone, by yourself; taking a selfie alone. a solofie

2. not having your phone when taking shit and having to sit in a silence intermittently disturbed by exhoing farts that are almost as loud as your thoughts because you have nothing to distract you
Definition 1:

I want to take pictures of myself but there's no real reason to do it alone... I guess I'll be taking a lonely.

Definition 2:

"I can't help it, doc, there's so many thoughts! I can't concentrate on one thing at one time."
"Uh-huh, try 'taking a lonely'. It'll do you some good."
"But what about the voices?!"
by phorgiven September 8, 2022
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Piss Take

Joshua is a piss take he never keeps his word”
by lovefool79 June 12, 2025
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1. (Phrase) referring to the action of taking something back and putting it where you stick it
John: Your mothers breast are nice

Adam: Take that back and put it where you stick it
by Swiffer_jet June 22, 2024
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It is the same as Money talks and bullshit walks, but this phrase was said by Leonardo Di Caprio in the movie The wolf of Wall Street
People with a lot of resources accomplish things, the others take the bus and do nothing or little.

One guy says Hey I did that mega deal working at night : money talks and bullshit takes the bus
by Ernie58 August 4, 2017
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were gonna take a nap

When you have to many damn kids in the house and you wanna have crazy nasty sex with your man
by MsMiraya February 16, 2018
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