parking your lunch 

When one is in a "touching cloth" situation,there is no alternative but to "park one's lunch" ie: go for a shit.

"I'm off to the bogs to park my lunch!"

parking your lunch by Darran Pritchard October 20, 2003

parking lot surfing 

Driving through connected parking lots to avoid traffic or otherwise the hassle of driving on the proper roadway.

I was able to get from Walmart to Gamestop in no time, despite rush hour traffic with the help of a little parking lot surfing.

parking lot surfing by mechafroggie June 20, 2008

Parkin Out

Taking a siesta while running vulnerability scans in an IT environment.

Coworker 1: Hey look, our IT Security Director is Parkin Out!

Coworker2: Yeah, he does that every afternoon, mostly during his vulnerability scans.

Coworker3: Not again! I've been waiting for his Sophos report all week!

Parkin Out by PixieRose April 2, 2009

Parking Lot Vulture 

Person who circles around a parking lot in their vehicle looking and waiting for anyone that is getting into their vehicle to leave so the "vulture" may immediately take the spot. This is usually done because the "vulture" is too lazy to take a spot further away from the entrance. Universities and large chain stores are usually full of parking lot vultures much like a desert is full of actual vultures.

Person 1: I was dropping some things off in my car this morning after I went to the gym and someone was stopped right behind me. Then they peeled out after they saw that I was just dropping things off to my car.

Person 2: Sounds like you were almost a classic victim to a Parking Lot Vulture.

Person 1: Those people are dicks.

Person 2. Yes. Yes they are.

Parking Lot Vulture by WhattheChuck April 17, 2013

HardCore Parkour 

Usually a phrase shouted by someone doing parkour terribly, usually ending in the person being badly injured

Guy 1:Are you filming this?
Guy 2:yeah, go!
Guy 1:HardCore Parkour!
Guy 1: *Breaks arm*

HardCore Parkour by Paco_Animations June 16, 2018

JFK airport parking whore 

A under educated low life woman who works at airport exit parking booths flirting with customers in hopes of landing someone who has money. These women are busy hiding in booths flirting and busy giving hand jobs and blows jobs to co-workers. These women also hide in quiet spots in company vehicles doing dirty things with coworkers. These women prey on new employees, young and men in the professional fields hoping they can get rich! They are bored in the booths so any man exiting parking lots are easy prey. Beware of these women or you may never have peace in your life again!

A jfk airport parking whore solicited me for sex and asked for my number.

JFK airport parking whore by Airport Parking Whore December 18, 2017

Ms. Parks 

A lesbian

Wow I knew Ms. Parks was lesbian.

Ms. Parks by Deepoi February 13, 2018