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House

Before house was used as the departure we live inside now it was originally Called The Sanotorium Meaning Mental Asylum But 10 times worse and locked in a 2 foot wide room with the height of 4 foot this was incredibly small and bad for tall Inmates
Guard : you will be doing 3 weeks in House
by anonymous September 14, 2020
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House call

When a guy only wants to have sex with you, so he invites you over to his house to hang out for the first time. Rather than a public place, or go on a date.
Him: Lets hang at my place?
Her: sorry I don’t do “house calls”
by Devin2264 March 6, 2022
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Come to my house or send poo

When you put your address on UD because you like men to randomly turn up to fuck or send me fecal matter in a bag through the post with an email address attached so you can receive a vid of me smearing it all over myself.
by Smelliebellie August 6, 2022
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English Cream House

An orgy held at the palace of the British Monarch, or involving the royal family in any way.
King Charles isn’t as cool as the other royals, we haven’t had an English Cream House with him in charge yet.
by Bagofchips99 November 17, 2022
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Whores In This House

A 1992 classic by Frank Ski that played at the Baltimore clubs.
It was heavily sampled in many tracks including WAP (Wet Ass Pussy) by Cardi B and Megan Thee Stallion, which came out in 2020.
The phrase was voice by Al T McLaran.
Al T McLaran: There’s Some Whores In This House!
Cardi B: That’s some wet ass pussy.
by gregben February 27, 2022
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Minted House

Callum comments on Phoebe Bashams house
Yo you got a minted house
by Swarmzfan November 21, 2019
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House people

People who are quite obviously too used to living in a private home, and tend to be noisy when at an appartment or hotel room.
*while in an appartment* Gah! Your friends are such House People! Don't they know that they're stomping on someones ceiling?

Don't put the music too loud, you can't do that in an appartment, we'll get a complaint. You're such a house person.
by cptkrunchh December 2, 2011
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