The English Cream Tea

A traditional Cream Tea is Cream and Jam on a Scone with a pot of Tea, a modern take of it involves a male fucking his woman whilst she is on her period, he pulls out with a bloody cock, the jam, she then proceeds to jack him off, when he cums she stems the flow so that it trickles down his cock, the cream, the male then wipes his cock covered in blood and cum, the jam and cream, between the womans ass cheeks, the scone, then eats the jam and cream from the scone before ending by pissing all over the woman, the tea.

I performed The English Cream Tea on betty last night, it was hella messy, but damn tasty.

by tanski27 March 17, 2011

English Cream

When two homosexual Englishmen jerk each other off to completion, after a night of drinking Bailey’s Irish Cream

At a bar called Patti’s Pub, Nigel & Rick left together to English Cream at Nigel’s apartment.

by ChiefQ May 15, 2022

English Cream House

An orgy held at the palace of the British Monarch, or involving the royal family in any way.

King Charles isn’t as cool as the other royals, we haven’t had an English Cream House with him in charge yet.

by Bagofchips99 November 18, 2022