Definitions by Smelliebellie
Come to my house or send poo
When you put your address on UD because you like men to randomly turn up to fuck or send me fecal matter in a bag through the post with an email address attached so you can receive a vid of me smearing it all over myself.
Come to my house or send poo by Smelliebellie August 6, 2022
Sliding
When you roll in your own shit and hug your dog so he can smell you and then lick it off (just before sliding up and down, spreading it against each other) including your bumhole, then you spunk in your dogs eye.
Sliding by Smelliebellie August 6, 2022
SmellyPowell
When you don't wipe your arse then put toothbrushes and jaffa cakes up, take them out the next day and eat it while wanking off over your favourite picture of your dad
SmellyPowell by Smelliebellie August 6, 2022
DirtyRutton
When you fuck and suck off your grandad after stealing off your nan while not washing for 3 years and use the fan to evaporate the odor
DirtyRutton by Smelliebellie August 6, 2022