When you don't wipe your arse then put toothbrushes and jaffa cakes up, take them out the next day and eat it while wanking off over your favourite picture of your dad
by Smelliebellie August 06, 2022
When you put your address on UD because you like men to randomly turn up to fuck or send me fecal matter in a bag through the post with an email address attached so you can receive a vid of me smearing it all over myself.
Come to my house or send poo
by Smelliebellie August 06, 2022
When you roll in your own shit and hug your dog so he can smell you and then lick it off (just before sliding up and down, spreading it against each other) including your bumhole, then you spunk in your dogs eye.
by Smelliebellie August 06, 2022
When you fuck and suck off your grandad after stealing off your nan while not washing for 3 years and use the fan to evaporate the odor
by Smelliebellie August 06, 2022
When you refuse to wash and begin to smell like a bag of dog poo but it's okay because you have a fan to evaporate the moisture
Someone: When was the last time you washed?
A Rixer: I don't but its okay I have a fan to evaporate it.
Someone: RIXING!!!
A Rixer: I don't but its okay I have a fan to evaporate it.
Someone: RIXING!!!
by Smelliebellie August 11, 2022
by Smelliebellie August 06, 2022