Smelliebellie's definitions

Sliding

When you roll in your own shit and hug your dog so he can smell you and then lick it off (just before sliding up and down, spreading it against each other) including your bumhole, then you spunk in your dogs eye.

I had a sliding session with my dog the other day

by Smelliebellie August 6, 2022

SmellyPowell

When you don't wipe your arse then put toothbrushes and jaffa cakes up, take them out the next day and eat it while wanking off over your favourite picture of your dad

Love a good smellyPowell on a friday

by Smelliebellie August 6, 2022

RIXING

When you refuse to wash and begin to smell like a bag of dog poo but it's okay because you have a fan to evaporate the moisture

Someone: When was the last time you washed?

A Rixer: I don't but its okay I have a fan to evaporate it.

Someone: RIXING!!!

by Smelliebellie August 11, 2022

DirtyRutton

When you fuck and suck off your grandad after stealing off your nan while not washing for 3 years and use the fan to evaporate the odor

Someone: "last night I did the dirtyrutton"
Ricky Sutton: "oh nice I do that all the time"

by Smelliebellie August 6, 2022

Nigerphiliac

Someone who likes to fuck black men

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Someone: who are you
Luke powell: I'm a nigerphiliac

by Smelliebellie August 6, 2022

Rick

When a rat and ozzy osbourne have a kid and it comes out looking like someone called Rick who doesn't cut his hair or wash

That's rat's name is Rick look at his hair and the way it smells, definitely a Rick

by Smelliebellie August 6, 2022

Come to my house or send poo

When you put your address on UD because you like men to randomly turn up to fuck or send me fecal matter in a bag through the post with an email address attached so you can receive a vid of me smearing it all over myself.

Come to my house or send poo

by Smelliebellie August 6, 2022