telling me your limo is triple parked

(verb to be) inventing excuses, especially the same lame ones over and over again

Marge Simpson : Homer, please help me get Bart to do his homework, I don't know what to do with our rotten apple anymore.

Homer: Bart, you uptard, didn't you hear your mother and myself? go do your homework.

Bart (from somewhere in the house): I did do my essay, but unfortunately Nelson stole it and burned in the girls toilets, I will not waste my time redoing it.

Homer: speak to me comme du monde, young man. Are you telling me your limo is triple parked, again? (Homer now takes a broom and goes to Bart's room.

by Sexydimma August 25, 2013

South Park

awesome

South Park is awesome, thank you Matt and trey

by booboobyebye22 October 18, 2025

rizza parks

when you rizzin in the back of the bus

woah you really rizzin me in the back of the bus you must be rizza parks

by MoistMeatMisslejizzyfella December 11, 2024

Lincoln Park HS

High School in the Lincoln Park neighborhood of Chicago. Filled with Nerdy IB kids and stoners. Off campus lunch is for seniors only but everyone manages to just leave during lunch regardless of age. They either go to eat or go to the "benches" or the "hill" to go smoke a blunt. Lincoln park is known for having a lot of fights including a stabbing a few days ago. Shits lit at lincoln park.

"Yo where do you wanna go smoke this blunt?"
"Lets go to Lincoln Park HS and boof on the hill

by Lphscluck July 13, 2016

Anul Park

New sex positon, named after the one and only noncey guy

It's when u tickle their jungle filled pussy (the park) and then anul them sooo hard they cant sit down.

Man 1: Uno Josh just Anul Parked Madeline
Man 2: He must be fun

by BigD-Russian-SGS-Borris_69 October 5, 2018

skate park reject

Someone who tries too hard, either at flirting, being edgy, or being athletic, especially a male. Generally derogatory.

"What is wrong with all you skate park rejects?"
"man i admit it, i'm a skate park reject"
"this fucking skate park reject wasn't even listening to me!!!"
"please god or almighty SATAN give this skate park reject man some braincells"

by IM_NIMONA January 24, 2024

cockstar parking

It’s when a car is hogging up more than one spot.

Thanks for your cockstar parking, you space hog.

by wednesdaythecat February 15, 2021