Jesus

A Guy that has a cult about him and his father.
Jesus is going to turn your semen into wine
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Jesus Cumming

Jesus did cum in his time he had cum 3000 times as soon as he was born.
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Crusty for Jesus

Having such deep passion for the lord that the only way to function is through the divine process of crusting oneself. The back pressure from clenching your butt cheeks hard enough together is a good starting point.
When a spenkwich is sad, he gets crusty for Jesus
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Jesus Christ

This is the second part(I’m sorry if this is getting annoying)
2) Now, to prove that Christianity is the only true religion, we need to look at what other religions are doing. As far as we know every popular religion out there has included Jesus in some form or another.

Islam says he is a prophet.

Famous Buddhist teachers(like Dalaï Lama) say that Jesus Christ is also an enlightened like Buddha and lived previous lives.

Finally, a lot of Hindu scholars and political leaders see Jesus as acknowledge Jesus as either a Āchārya, Shadu, or Avatar(these are just to name a few. See more in Wikipedia “religious views of Jesus”).
With all this information we can say that Christianity is the only true religion, because every major religion venerates Jesus as a wise man whose words we can trust. And what are his words? They are “I am the way and I am the truth and I am the life”. You see, while Jesus has become part of every major religion, he also tells us that salvation can only be obtained through him. And as he himself states that “you can only get to the Father through me”. And who is the Father? His is god the Father from the Christian religion. Jesus is part of every religion and yet he tells us to only focus on one!

To whoever read this, thank you for your time. I hope this helps somehow
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Jesus Crist

Jesus Crist is a name you would give to a mentally stable young drug lord. They would own a business in Portugal and they would be shipping worldwide.
Person 1: Hey, you're a Jesus Crist.
The apparent Jesus Crist: Yes it is I, Mr Pablo Escobar.
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Jesus H. Fuck

that phrase you shout when you something terribly unbelievable happens
Kid: I shot the retarded kid!
Dad: Jesus H. Fuck!
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Jesus

Jesus is your creator and one of the greatest men who ever lived and is willing to go to the ends of the earth for you.
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Jesus is there for you
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