Definitions by afuckingtech

footnuke 

A footgun (thing that people often shoot themselves in the foot with) that doesn't just take out your foot, but takes out everything within at least ten miles of your foot.

Oh shit, you used C++ in a pacemaker. That's a footnuke.

footnuke by afuckingtech February 28, 2025

Jesus cable 

A type of cable that will send you or anyone who uses it to the afterlife (or to see Jesus)

Tech A:"Don't use that cable"
Normie:"Why"
Tech B:"It's a Jesus cable, and it'll kill you"

Jesus cable by afuckingtech February 11, 2024