afuckingtech's definitions

Jesus cable

A type of cable that will send you or anyone who uses it to the afterlife (or to see Jesus)

Tech A:"Don't use that cable"
Normie:"Why"
Tech B:"It's a Jesus cable, and it'll kill you"

by afuckingtech February 11, 2024

footnuke

A footgun (thing that people often shoot themselves in the foot with) that doesn't just take out your foot, but takes out everything within at least ten miles of your foot.

Oh shit, you used C++ in a pacemaker. That's a footnuke.

by afuckingtech February 28, 2025