birdseyebitch 

A girl usually fat, who takes photo's only from an almost 'birdseye' view looking up facially to the camera to give the illusion that they are indeed not fat (as it hides their body and likely double chin). The more birdseyebitch photos they have on their facebook or dating profile the more likely they are to be a fattie.

Girl talking to herself: Gosh I'm so fat..... how do I hide my giant body and double chin? Hmmmm... I know I'll take some birdseyebitch photos, that will hide my true figure and guys will think I'm hot on my Facebook page.

birdseyebitch by Barbarash September 30, 2011

Muff Muff Birdman 

A person dressed in a bird outfit that likes muffs, both ear muffs and chicks muffs

Timmy dressed up in a bird outfit for the night and went searching for Muffs, the only muffs he found were ear muffs, "dont worry" timmy said, "I am the muff muff birdman and pig nosed mozerella cheese man on thursdays.

Muff Muff Birdman by Scrak McRack December 8, 2006

Killed Two Birds With One Apple 

Similar to the phrase "kill two birds with one stone" this term means to complete two discrete tasks with a single action. The term traces its origins to a practice, originally made popular by aspiring major league baseball players on the Gulf coast of Florida, of hurling apples at the apparently limitless number of pesky seagulls.

As Mariah's girlfriend walked in on him banging her mother, Mariah thought to himself, "I've just killed two birds with one apple"; I've both fulfilled my MILF fantasy and ended this shitty relationship.

Killed Two Birds With One Apple by MGDRehab March 11, 2011

Birdgay 

When a person has become so infatuated with his girlfriend that he no longer has time for his friends.

Dom: Where's Jack?
Pete:He's being birdgay.

Dan: Jack is birdgay.

Birdgay by PL Zaki July 28, 2008

Birdo 

The first video game transsexual, as said on G-4's X-Play.

Tim: What is Birdo?

Jane: Oh, he is a transsexual.

Birdo by Voltron! March 12, 2008

Birded 

1: To catch a case or to be convicted of a crime.

2: To murder, shank, or jump

1: You heard? Terry got birded by the feds.

2: Fam, you got birded? By who? You good??

Birded by Mandem609 April 11, 2021

Birds and the bees 

1)The talk that a parent (usually a mother) gives her daughter/son on the night of their first date, containing safe sex, or abstinence. The whole point of the 'birds and bees' is to convince you NOT to have sex.

2)The most annoying talk in the world.

1) Mom- Honey, we need to talk.
Daughter- Mom, I DON'T want the 'birds and the bees' talk.
Mom- But you need to know not to have sex. You could get pregnant and die!
Daughter- We're JUST going to a friend's house for a small get-together.
Mom- Are there going to be a lot of boys there?
Daughter- No Mom, it's a nun club.

Birds and the bees by DanielleTheNonVirgin August 19, 2006