J. Cole

THE GOAT

J. Cole is the goat!

by 370HS$V July 14, 2022

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J-Brauning

A verb meaning to put random, meaningless items in a persons shopping bag e.g. ink cartridges, staples, glasses, gloves, etc. It usually happens by a cashier to a customer. The victim is ALWAYS unaware of their "gifts".... until they go home and discover the prank.

Person 1: "How was your work today?" Boring as usual?"
Person 2: " Aww hell nah! I was J-Brauning customers all night yo! I J-Brauned a bunch of people!"
Person 1: " what? You were doing what?"
Person 2: "You don't know what J-Brauning is flamey? It's when you put random shit in a customers bag, unbeknownst to them. I gave away tons to garbage to all these shakers and drunks! Gave away about 3 prescription glasses from our lost in found!....fuck them idiots!"

by Bill Butterfield November 11, 2020

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Mary J Blige

There's something about her isn't there.

Vanilla Ice- I just got jumped by a van full of Crips to get to Mary J Blige. They fucked my ass up.

Pat Healy- You should see Norm the pizza boy. He had somebody break his back to get to her. He hasn't been walking right in a long time now.

by Snowboy Jr. December 17, 2022

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j-gems

My favourite content creators, who are always there to feed my crippling fnaf addiction.

A: Hey mate, have u watched the new j-gems video? That shit slaps
B: I know, right! The animation is perfect and the voices are so spot-on it's astounding

by it's ennard mate July 22, 2022

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J-net

Abbreviation for the name Janette, meaning super cool human. Fun, strong, reliable, kind and thoughtful. Good thinker and stable character. Loves to dance, tell ridiculous but true stories, laugh with friends and drink gin. May be partial to a unicorn, rainbows and being called Janice!

Hahaha J-net I’ve just wet myself you’re so funny!

by Louch July 25, 2018

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