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Top set

Dickhead wankers who r clever n think they r hard but are actually hard over osmosis
Those top set dickhead wankers got full marks in the test again, bet they wank off to ionic bonding
by Ramadan9900 June 1, 2018
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Muffin Top

Muffin Top: The disgusting amount of flab which one cannot keep holstered within one's pants. Mainly needs a makeshift brace/belt of some sort. See also: Muffin Man; Weightloss; Disgrace to ones bakery.
Overly tight jeans with no excess room. Flab overflowing from top of pants; Muffin Top
by Jewboy68 April 15, 2014
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Top Conniver

Top floor boss, The slimy-est of them all. Always scheming, he never misses and he never took an L. He always has Super Slimey album by Young thug and Future on repeat.
That nigga a top conniver, don’t cross him or you’ll regret it.

Top Conniver, Leave no survivers
by Scamelo Ball October 13, 2022
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Top shagger

When people talk about top shagger they're talking about pee wee brennan
by Willywonkadoh November 16, 2020
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Top darts

Top darts - not related to cigarettes (see: darts) is a saying used for positive; people, objects, settings, features, environments etc. Exlusively used in positive context. Reported to have originated in 1980’s UK Television, it is now commonly used in remote to regional Australia.
“That Sheila I rooted last night was top darts!!”

“Roger, that quartetly sales report you filed was top darts”
by Davofromthelocal June 5, 2018
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top left pidge

When you hit a football like christiano ronaldo and it bends like warm metal into the top corner of the net
So I hit it and it went top left pidge
by Netfinder November 12, 2015
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Top Baby Syndrome

The horrible condition in which a twin is relegated to "top" status in the mother's womb. Due to being on top, the fetus is relegated to only receiving "leftowver's" in terms of nutrients. In addition to lack of nutrients, the top baby receives all the negative substances the mother brings in (smoke, alcohol, drugs, etc.). As a result, the "top baby" will be physically smaller, and weaker, as well as substantially less intelligent, and more prone to learning disorders.
Danny DeVito suffered from Top Baby Syndrome in the movie Twins.
by Risky Moth September 7, 2011
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