ur moms box

your mothers vagina

Jim:”hey, where are you going?”
Karl:”your moms box”

by robloxstorysareslay June 19, 2022

ur moms a man

best comeback to any roast
you can say this to anyone

hey screw it say it at church

Josh: hey what’s up
Alyssa: ur moms a man
Nate : that’s gay

by josh is a rebublican November 12, 2018

tebowed your mom

The act of getting down on one knee and "tebowing" a woman's vagina

I tebowed your mom so hard last night her vagina is dilated about 2 inches

by anynomous E=mc2 September 16, 2013

Yo moms a ghost

your mom is dead, pale, ugly, fat, and unamusing.

Yo moms a ghost, Brad!
Brad: Fuck!!! I hate you!!

by Ionlymadethisaccountforafewwor July 6, 2019

Mom-dro-mat

What you call your mom's house when thats the only place you go to wash your clothes because it's free.

Comes from the name Laundromat. Since it's you mom's house you call it Mom-dro-mat.

Can also be called Dad-dro-mat. If you go to your Dad's house.

Friend: Look at this huge pile of dirty clothes when are you going to wash.

You: I will when I get a chance.

Friend: When you get a chance? There is a laundromat right down the street.

You: No way I not paying to wash my clothes I go to my Mom's house.

Friend: Oh yeah the good ole Mom-dro-mat

by Deezo88 May 26, 2011

Push Pin Mom

A mom who forces her kids to do sports/activities they don't want to do.

Uses their husbands money for almost everything, for and pageants/competitions

The moms of Toddlers and Tiaras are push pin moms

by allaboardthe****train April 9, 2015

Moms asshole 69

So free freer than your mom on a Saturday night

I had your moms ASSHOLE 69

by Hiiamyourdad March 11, 2021