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freer than a free sample at costco 

When you're so free that you are actually compared to a free sample at costco.
Guy 1:Your freer than a free sample at costco? u got boxed like a fish? ur wiener is built like a tic tac? ur short? grow? ur dogwater? ur literally dogwater? any askers? looking for an asker? did i ask? earnings check? u have none?

Freer's First Beer 

A drinking game that an be played with any amount of people.

Each person tries to drink as many ounces of beer as pounds they weigh.

The first to "drink their weight" in beer wins.

This is a game for men and if you're a bitch you should play this game for at least 3 hours because you might projectile vomit otherwise
If Mitch weighs 180 pounds, and the average beer is 12 ounces, 180/12=15 beers Mitch needs to drink to beat his friends

Rutger: "you guys down to play freer's first beer tonight before we go out?"

Elliot: "yea just as long as you don't projectile vomit again"

Mitch: "(chuckle) i remember my first beer"
Freer's First Beer by favre261 October 18, 2011

Freer than a Donkey on Hong Kong Day 

An expression used to describe someone as being the worst at the current act they are doing (playing a game, washing dishes, etc.)

The explanation is that Hong Kong is in China which is one of the largest countries for donkey-related products to be made (aka. slaughtering donkeys). Since donkeys are so easy to kill in China which is the explanation of them being basically free (in China).
"I can't believe I went 0-16" "ARE YOU SERIOUS? Dude you're freer than a Donkey on Hong Kong Day"

American Youth for a Freer America 

A group of quassi-radicals from 70s who roamed Whiting, Indiana and Rush street in Chicago with the two major goals. The decriminalization of Marijuana and the establishment of four day work weeks.
Dude1: Whatever happened to American Youth for a Freer America?

Dude2: Who knows? Maybe they got jobs.

Jessica freer

the best person in existence, she is only a bitch to you if your a bitch to her :)
have you seen Jessica freer omg she is the best
Jessica freer by snapmebitch April 14, 2020

hannah freer 

Hannah is the most amazing girl in the world although she is bipolar it’s not hard to see past that and see the true beauty which is her, her lips are peng as but her personality shines more then her physical beauty, stunning girl mind body and soul
hannah freer by Cheese🧀 May 9, 2018