John Aldrete 

A man of high stature and a prominent member of the rap game. (Huncho John, Quavo) He kills foo foo ass lame niggaz and listens to DurgaFlowz on repeat. He is also homeless but rich as fuck at the same time. He drinks pool water and kisses tons of hot girls.

Wow! John Aldrete is gettin it in with those thottys over there!

John Aldrete by jhnaldrte June 15, 2018

John Admin 

1. A man who is often stubborn, dumb, aggravating, unforgiving, forgetful, and just overall a complete dumbass.

2. A set of words used as an insult towards people. It can be rude or funny to some.

1. "John Admin was paid yesterday. He asked me today where his money was at. He even had a picture of me paying him his $10."

2. "Don't be a John Admin. I thought you were told better!"

John Admin by -Wolfie- July 4, 2018

John Hancock 

A man who masturbates on the toilet

Girl1: my boyfriend hasn't had sex for awhile and he has been in the bathroom more often
Girl2: mm gurl yo man is either a John Hancock or he cheaten On u

John Hancock by C0mm0n s3ns3 July 23, 2018

John Wilkes Boothing 

(MUST BE DONE AFTER 1 MONTH OF ABSTINENCE.) While performing doggy style sex the male pulls out at ejaculation and cums into the back of the head of the partner.

(Extra points if she’s watching a play.)

After my split up, the first girl I slept with I gave her the John Wilkes Boothing.

John Wilkes Boothing by Sexual Auditor July 23, 2018

John Mayer'd

When someone replies to your messages with a reaction pic of John Mayer when you least expect it.

"Dude, I just got John Mayer'd."
"By who?"
"Lauren of course."

John Mayer'd by John Mayer Stans July 24, 2018

John with an H 

A faggot who spends all his time on the internet

Want to hang out?
No im being a John with an H today.

John with an H by Colina August 5, 2018

John Semple 

The common village idiot... he nonces kiddies

Oh... it's John Semple walking into the nursery again...

John Semple by 4832 August 30, 2018