J

Popular Loner, he knows everyone and everyone knows him, yet he never has one best friend. Comedian, his jokes are natural and he dosnt have to try hard to be funny whatsoever. Does you occasional drug (juul, vape, weed, maybe a lil cocaine) but doesn’t seem to get addicted. Plenty of girls find him attractive yet he’s only looking for that one person that he can spoil and fuck. He’s a hardworking man/boy who is guaranteed to either sell weed or have an actual job. Spends his money on clothes and shoes and his car (constantly pimpin out his ride). He is smart and manipulative, he can get anybody to do what he wants and never have to face the consequences for it.

“Hey yo that’s J, pretty sure he’s a crackhead. Funny dude though”

by Tacocracka04 January 23, 2020

J

Bitch.

Fuck J, hope that mf falls into a volcano.

by SNGTyson July 18, 2022

The J

Lame ass name streamer PlaqueBoyMax created for Jersey. Nobody in New Jersey uses this term.

“Where you from?”
“Oh I’m from the J.”
“What nigga?”

by Itookyabtc March 1, 2025

PTJD (post/pre traumatic J*B disorder)

Post/Pre traumatic J*B disorder (PTJD) is a mental health condition that can develop after or before a person experiences or witnesses a J*b It's characterized by a range of symptoms, including intrusive memories, avoidance behaviors, negative changes in mood and thinking, and decreased arousal and reactivity. Most likely to be triggerd when the word "J*B" is said or having to do a J*B. This often only effects people who are lazy and/or Dont like work

A: "anyway so my buddy got this new j*b-" B: "AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH" C: "Dude B ha sPTJD (post/pre traumatic J*B disorder) you cant say that!"

by 0mAkine August 15, 2025

Donald J Duck

a nickname for a hybrid version of president Trump and Donald Duck

who both share the trait of having the name donald and be 1/6 orange !

that man reminds me of donald J duck

by 1Shot Duke November 29, 2024

Jonathan Canning (Young J-Can)

I am just an average rapper living in a small town. Rapping is my life, i get all the bitchez. I try to fuck dem bitchez but nigga it aint workin. dun give a fuck, all i need is rap. #realtalk rapper name: Young J can, hit me up on youtube unless your just a hater :)

Ted: hey young j ccan
Jonathan Canning (Young J-Can): Fuck you bitch, swearing and rappin is my life fuck yooouu haterzz !

by swag master josh April 3, 2013

J Babes

A sick way of saying Jelly Babies

Yo man pick us up some J babes
Yeah no problem G

by Hercules Thickalonos October 22, 2020