Gelatinous cartoon slumlord and narcissistic vulgarian who took a massive dump on the
American electoral process in 2015. Notable achievements include becoming a billionaire by repeatedly shifting his debt burden to the
American taxpayers through multiple bankruptcies, stealing the crackpot wing of the Republican
Party away from Rand Paul, repeatedly (and unsuccessfully) attempting to legally steal the house of
65 year-old grandmother through exploitation of public domain laws, and staying up until 3:00 am tweeting insults to Fox News commentator Megan Kelly after she pwned him in a televised debate. Leadership style combines the worst elements of a
12 year-old schoolyard bully and a cuckolded drunken stevedore.