Lamprey pie

Something gross involving dicks, esp limp ones

I accidentally walked into the bros locker room and saw so much lamprey pie

by Katie Bitch$ December 12, 2013

Pussy Pot Pie

When you're eating a girl out and throw upin the pussy, but continue to eat her out.

Girl1: "Some douchebag pussy pot pied me last night"

Girl2: "Ew wtf"

by DICKBALS March 28, 2024

Mud pie

When you give your girlfriend laxatives and then anal her.

Erick: yo i bough some laxatives today and was thinking about trying a mud pie

Josh: thats sick bro just make sure she gives you head afterwards
Erick: thats genius bro

by Skirka October 31, 2021

Shellie Pie

A very camp shephards pie served with booze

OMAGOSH i have to have some shellie pie like right NOW

by GG ESTELLA May 11, 2011

Cheese pie

A cream pie but with cheese

Jack: Becky wanna have anal?
Becky: sure
Jack: okay bend over

Jack shoved his nasty yellow cock inside Becky’s tight ass soon dick cheese got all over covered in shit.
Becky begged him to stop but he wouldn’t

Soon jack had a malfunction in his balls and shot cheese.

Becky screamed and said a cheese pie ew!!

Then Becky dumped his ass

by Boner boy June 28, 2020

Brown suga Pie

When you shit in an aluminum pan queef on it and mix it with Milk eggs and brown sugar and bake it for 20 minutes.

I made mom a “brown suga pie” for her birthday

by Cock chamber 123 May 29, 2020

Butt pie

But pie is when people have anal sex and then go down on each other.

#1 Man, I clowned that girl. # 2 How? I have her a Butt pie, but I didn't eat back!

by Sasha#forgetaboutit February 9, 2019