i hate life 

Used to express a dislike for something you are doing, not ment literally.

Mom: Take out the garbage and clean the kitchen.
Me: I hate life.

Boss: Move all these books from this shelf to that one.
Me: I hate life.

i hate life by Annayar June 30, 2008

Vee's life story 

A somewhat humorous andecdote about a girl who lost her virginity to a gay man. It began as a sad true story, and thanks to the lovely Neshaminy student body (and in particular, one giant jew) had turned into rumors and eventually legend. It is called Vee's life story and is bound to be told in locker rooms for years to come.

Once upon a time there was a sad young girl who was convinced by a gay man to let him have sex with her. They never really spoke afterwords, and she always felt like a jackass explaining it to people. Most people feel sorry, unlike others, who think that it is amusing.

That is Vee's life story.

Vee's life story by toee November 11, 2006

The Life and Times of Juniper Lee 

A decent show on Cartoon Network. Juniper Lee fights to protect her hometown and citizens both human and magical from evil beings. She is "the chosen one", and her family and a talking Scottish puppy give her help and support she needs. It is vastly different from anything else on CN, so despite the lack of more interesting scripts, it fills a void created by the absence of other realistically animated, family friendly shows. It is also very respectful to minorities.

"I like The Life and Times of Juniper Lee. It has some annoying characters and storylines, not to mention a horrid theme song, but good Disney-like animation, light-hearted humour and family themes make it watchable. We haven't seen something like this on Cartoon Network for too long."

The Life and Times of Juniper Lee by BKMorris October 16, 2006

simple life

Living one's life in such a way that is void of technology, stress, and the general nuances of common life.

Living the simple life in a small apartment close to the beach or to town, riding a fixed gear bike to/from work, no cell phone, no internet, no bullshit.

simple life by Tnjyoung November 2, 2013

Proof of life

Evidence indicating that a victim of a kidnapping is alive. Typically a ransom demand will not be paid until there is confirmation that the hostage is still alive; usually in the form of a photograph with the victim holding up a current copy of a newspaper.

I will not pay the ransom until I have proof of life.

Taylor, I will not pay your rent until I have proof of life; call your mother.

Proof of life by Sandy888 November 26, 2018

Half-Life 

the best goddamn action game ever for computer. at least thats what i think.Killing aliens and shit fuckin rocks!!

This is for all those stupid ass definitions sayin its for pussys and fags!!!!!!!!!!

FUUUUCK YOU!!!!!!!

Half-Life by half-life kicks ass August 28, 2003

fuck my life 

a term that is used to express that something has gone wrong and ruined your plans., but used in small situations that really affect nothing important.

"awww man, I bought the wrong gum, fuck my life."

fuck my life by look_im_a_skater April 8, 2009