Penis God

A. A penis so large, no man or woman could understand the power of the penis AKA Dave.

"That cock was huge last night, it ripped my shit to shreads. Dave is definetly a Penis God."

Penis God by Daves Friend From Last Night November 14, 2009

man-god 

noun:
1)Known as half man, half god. It's hyphenated. I checked.
2)Does not tolerate back-sass.
3)A big deal. People know him.
4) known for his constant "winning"

Man, that guy Jarrod is so cool. He's a man-god.

man-god by Jgatz108 December 9, 2011

Hugging the porcelin god 

Being wrapped around the toilet in a violent atempt at removing your insides. Puking your guts out in a gregarious manner. Purging. Pulling the trigger.

I tried to use the restroom but I walked in and some dude was hugging the porcelin god. He was bowed down son!! Praying to that shit!! Ha!

Hugging the porcelin god by kalebintexas May 18, 2009

Fell In Love With God's Vagina 

When one sees a female being of the christian religion and is immediately turned on by her.

Jim: "have you seen that new girl at the church down the road?"

Tom: "yes, and when i saw her fine ass i fell in love with god's vagina."

Fell In Love With God's Vagina by SDHAKAB March 12, 2011

Oh.My.God 

A term mainly used over the internet, for example MSN or myspace. It is used...with the full stops...only when a comment has been made that has totally floored you. It is the ONLY response to be given to a floored comment.

"See you...? I want you...touch your toes!"

"Oh.My.God!"

Oh.My.God by Just Me, yup. October 7, 2006

wikipedian god 

A religious figure based on texts which have been edited and revised, thereby becoming a "New and Improved" god over time.

The King James Version of the Bible was part of the process of making a wikipedian god.

wikipedian god by Transylvanianfish October 16, 2013

Sleep God 

To be very chill

Why you chilling so hard my dude, who do you think you are sleep god?

Sleep God by Sleep God June 13, 2014