burnt cherry pie

A burnt cherry pie is a woman who’s menstruated on your face after sitting in a hot tub for 2 hours.

Last night big Gina came over and served me a burnt cherry pie.

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a.dumb.piece.of.pie

T-they are f-f *gag* fruity...

Person A: hey do you know a.dumb.piece.of.pie?
Person B: no I'm vegan

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The act of smearing diarrhea on the breasts and vagina of a woman during intercourse.

mark: i gave becky the chocolate-sauce pie when she was passed out drunk last night.

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When a man cums in between the ass cheeks of another man and smashes his cheeks together creating a moon pie.

Collin gave Kyle a Kentucky Moon Pie and now he has a rash on his butt.

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To horribly mangle or botch something up to the point of near destruction.

The United States really fucked the pie when they pulled out of Afghanistan suddenly.

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Popular Greek-American sex act. If you have to ask, you probably don’t want to know.

Alexis demanded a blumpkin cream pie from her friend.

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When you are giving oral sex and vomit on the girl’s vagina.

Zac: did you have sex last night?
Hunter: nah I ate her out and yacked. Good old fashioned cranberry cream pie.

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