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Mary J Blige

There's something about her isn't there.
Vanilla Ice- I just got jumped by a van full of Crips to get to Mary J Blige. They fucked my ass up.

Pat Healy- You should see Norm the pizza boy. He had somebody break his back to get to her. He hasn't been walking right in a long time now.
by Snowboy Jr. December 17, 2022
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J-Peezy

A hidden rapper that never drops music
josh: has J-Peezy dropped yet?

Cody: no
by aredpickle March 1, 2025
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J-net

Abbreviation for the name Janette, meaning super cool human. Fun, strong, reliable, kind and thoughtful. Good thinker and stable character. Loves to dance, tell ridiculous but true stories, laugh with friends and drink gin. May be partial to a unicorn, rainbows and being called Janice!
Hahaha J-net I’ve just wet myself you’re so funny!
by Louch July 25, 2018
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J. Hoos

Someone who is youth until the tender age of 49.
He is such a J. Hoos.
by whoop123whoop123 January 26, 2023
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Josh J Johnson

That guy that nobody knows who he is.
Guy: Who the hell is Josh J Johnson? Guy 2: A crab or something idk lol
by SadCavernGuy October 16, 2020
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J. Paul Givey

Da lesser-known "benevolent counterpart" to da infamous penny-pinching oil-baron; unlike his Scroogeian contemporary, he started out super-wealthy and gradually distributed his finances to those in need.
I have only a small emergency-fund and a super-modest income from SSI and Food Stamps, yet the town moochers seem to view me as a regular J. Paul Givey!
by QuacksO July 1, 2020
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Alex J

Pretty decent guy. Can’t handle his spice and can only cook using recipe cards. Basically an ambulance driver. Full of surprises in the bedroom.
“Should I call 999 or an Alex J?”
by Betty1847 November 25, 2021
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