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Steveland Creamer 

The act of jizzing into a scalding hot cup of tea and throwing it on one's significant other during sexual intercourse.
Enter Callum

Callum: Hey, how's it going?

Chardonnay: U fuckin' wot m8? I'll shank yer Nan out front Tesco. I'll fuk her up, u fuckin' CANT. I'll give 'er a steveland creamer.

Callum: . . .Oh, okay then. Good talk . . .
Steveland Creamer by Kaerindael December 18, 2014
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creampie eater

A person who licks or sucks semen that has been ejaculated into a womans vagina.
Bill didn't know he was a creampie eater, as his girl friend would have him come over and go down on her after her brother left his load in her pussy.
creampie eater by cp eater November 15, 2006
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Creamjeanery 

Any person, place, thing or idea that is able to make one cream within their jeans.
Oasis' "(What's The Story) Morning Glory" is a work of pure musical creamjeanery.
Creamjeanery by ScottyTheCheapBumBum September 4, 2009

Gay Creampie 

A gay creampie is formed when 1 guy or more fuck a guys asshole and continues to fuck until he jizzes inside of his asshole, leaving a nice, fresh & yummy anal creampie :D
I had a gay creampie earlier with my roommate, he was the best to fuck me and fill me in years!!!
Gay Creampie by XXXLXXX June 13, 2011

cram hole 

Any hole where things can be crammed.
Take that beehive and cram it up your cram hole.
cram hole by M. Faillace May 3, 2006

Creampie 

When a guy exaculates inside of a woman and watches the cum drip out of the woman's pussy
I wanna creampie her so badly
Creampie by Means anon October 4, 2017

Creampie 

Word used in porn movies. In a creampie scene, the sex organs of a couple are being filmed when the man ejaculates inside the girl's pussy. After he has pulled out his cock, her pussy is filmed close-up with his sperm visible or being squeezed out.
Darling, watching that creampie scene makes me so incredibly horny.
Creampie by Oleus A November 6, 2013