Michael 

Honestly I’m a MICHAEL and I can be a pretty big dick to people so if you are a depressed MICHAEL who is a dick too you ain’t alone

Oh shit it’s MICHAEL “fuck this shit I’m out”

Michael by The depressed guy January 2, 2022

Michael 

Michael is always the boy that gets a lot of praise and attention but doesnt think anything of it. Always looking ahead, but a caring soul who will take care of a special someone if they are worthy.

Michael is very sexy.

Michael by ChugNus January 7, 2022

MichaelBR

A top tier esports gamer for the Bangladesh Tigers.
With great aim and game IQ Michael was absolutely the best of his time.

If only I was like MichaelBR

MichaelBR by LostRavensWorld January 9, 2022

Michael Santiago 

A righteous man that knows not of how to get thee pussy

Guy 1: Yo bro you hanging out with Michael Santiago
Guy 2: No I actually wanna get laid tonight

Michael Santiago by LordDaggerDick January 11, 2022

Michaela 

Cute old lady who's nice

Michaela: Its our two year anniversary, honey. What do you love most about me?
Guy who will get dumped after he says this to Michaela: You're just so nice

Michaela by ItsyaboiiiiMrNice January 12, 2022

Michael 

Michael is literally the best. Every second you spend with him will make you wish that time would stop moving quite so fast. He’s extremely easy to fall for. He’s a very intelligent person, yet never seems to know that he has every girl he knows in the palm of his hand. He has a smile that could melt even the coldest of hearts. His eyes light up with a fire when he’s doing something he loves. Those he loves are very very close to him. When a Michael confides in you, know you’re special. Michaels are very sensitive and emotional and don’t tell their deepest, darkest secrets to many. Michaels are very loyal. They would stick with you until the very end. If you find a Michael, he’s worth fighting for. Never, ever let him go, because his heart is worth the world.

You: Michael actually carried my things to class for me!!!
Bestie: OMG, girl!!! He so has a crush on you!!!

Michael by Live_Love_Laugh_Dance6 January 14, 2022

Michael 

Michael Is The Real God

Michael is best. I love Michael. Michael is actually the best person in the world.

Michael by bihøhvyvihbvbyhip January 14, 2022