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Vernon Township High School 

Vernon Township High School- A High School in Vernon NJ where most students that look different, be it wearing a heavy metal shirt, doc martens and not being a aberzombie preppy idiot will get you in trouble with the faculty.
It is also the high school a girl got suspended for wearing a 4chan t-shirt since 4chan is considered a terrorist cult by the faculty. Stay away if you have a sense of humor, your own individual taste, are not fully white (since they are racist), and think that a conversation about your trip to abercrombie lasting 3 giggling hours is totally stupid. "Like OHMYGOD you had to see the abs on the boy there, like like"
I went to Vernon Township High School and now suffer from cold sweats and wake up screaming that the vice principal who looks like gollum is under my bed.
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Mahopac High School 

The worst school ever. The whole Mahopac school system is shit, but Mahopac High School is the worst out of all five schools. This school is a vaper's paradise since the school doesn't do shit to stop them. The same goes for druggies. Everyone at this school is extremely fake, so if you're looking for real friends, leave Mahopac. The only decent people are the nerdy freshman boys. The teachers suck dick and don't give a shit about any of the students. There's even a teacher that has taught drunk before. Several times. Everyone says this school is awesome, but really it is a fucking dumpster fire. All the students hate it with a burning passion. Mahopac High School should burn in a hell of blazing wasps.
Mahopac High School makes me want to kill myself
My friends and I all failed out of Mahopac High School
Mahopac High School by Bitcharoux November 25, 2018

Alan B. Shepard High School 

Decent school if you exclude all the nicotined addicted kids in the bathrooms, huddled up in the disability stall (6-10 kids), or the annoyigly loud thot ass females in the halls or cafeteria who are loud for no apparent reason and just stop their little gossip wall in the middle of the halls blocking people from getting class,(No Debra, I dont care about you and your friends body count, let me get to chemistry class) or the fights that happens almost everyday (entertaining at the least) like yeah, I get that she was being racist and got her ass beat by two latinias but cmon, let me get to class with out a crowd blocking the way to the class i gotta go. But the best part of it all is that i get to see paul's chill ass and him giving me fist bumps and high fives (love ya paul). Who's Josh?
*kid shaking in bathroom* "aye bro, lemme get a hit of that, cmon bro i reeeeeally need it bro"

*Girl w/friends in hall way* "OMG jesse did you know if I can get a surgar daddy from Twitter, I wont have to work ever in my lif-, HEY JACKASS, WE'RE WALKING HERE"

*Dude just annoyed/stuck behind her posse* "Shut up hoe, you smell like uncooked crab left in the sun for weeks"

Thats how Alan B. Shepard High School works

Awkward Turtle High Five 

The awkward turtle high five is a two man version of the regular awkward turtle.

Each person takes part in a regular high five, however, once hands have collided mid air, you keep your hands touching and then you each rotate your thumb as you move your hands upward, almost as if the awkward turtle was going for a swim into the sky.

The awkward turtle high five can be used in situations to overcome awkward moments, or just for fun.
"Dude! Happy Birthday!"
"Um..My birthday was last week."
"Oh. Right."
"Yeah."
"Awkward turtle high five?!?!"
"Awkward turtle high five!"
*awkward turtle high five occurs*

Monarch High School 

School in Louisville, CO. Known for having zero athletic ability and not caring. Concerning trend of criminal choir directors. No one comes to class but somehow everyone still has a 6.9 GPA.
Monarch High School kids have an unhealthy obsession with Chick-fil-a.
Monarch High School by skoyotes January 20, 2019

Angleton high school 

in the dead ass center of brazoria county lies angleton texas,home of the wildcats ,where the football team thinks their the shit (but really just get over hyped),half the choir people are gay(and take them selves way too seriously),and the weird ass mfs with green hair sit on the floor during lunch.
guy: hey you wanna suck me off in the bathroom?

other guy: well yeah im in choir at angleton high school,its basically my right to suck it !!

South Carroll High School 

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You might go to South Carroll if:

If you're a male, and you have more respect for your shoes, than you do the teachers.
If you're a female, and you have more faces than a game of Guess Who.
If your mathematics teacher acts like they have a rusty pole up their arse.
If you weren't clever enough to understand what "arse" meant.
If your vagina is as loose as you are on the weekends.
If you watch jersey shore.
If you get a spray tan, and think you look like an irresistible mother fucker.
If your phone battery lasts longer than your relationships.
If you're a complete dumbass.
If you think wearing snapbacks makes you some type of god.
If you think your punkass is better than everyone else.
If you contradict yourself really bad, to the point where you confuse the fuck out of people.(Being racist, yet listening to a black rap artist. Or being a hick, and saying "Yo" and "Dawg" like you're from the projects.)
If your GPA is either 4.0 OR 1.6.
If you're arrogant.
If you're wearing a belt, and people can still see your ass.
If you have a dick, and all you talk about is dick; while being straight.
If you're judgmental.
If you complain about receiving no respect from others, while you treat people like they are the scum on the bottom of your high heels. ...You cunt.
If your uptight booty is offended by any of this.

And if you are insulted by these statements, smd.
~Shake my dick.
Becky: Omfg. Someone just got suspended.
Brittany: Why?
Becky:Weed.
Brittany:Bitch, we go to South Carroll High School, duh.