face man

A man who is obsessed with his own appearance.

Jim had a lot of attention from the ladies, but his friends just thought of him as a face man.

by sf_native May 20, 2004

Man Boob

Taxi driver in North London of Indian origin who claims that there is only one shop open in London after 2am, the shop being in Brick Lane.
Also a term for a liar.

Man Boob, Man boob, are you telling me there is only 1 shop open in a city of 8 million? You're a liar Man boob.

by robbie3425645764 January 6, 2008

Spider-Man

this freakin' awesome guy when flings webs and does whatever a spider can.Hes sexy & he has spideyy senses!!

spider-man is my hero!!

by bobby boy December 29, 2005

Wang man

(n.) The antithesis of the wing man, the wang man, usually involved in a completely monogamous relationship of his own, protects his monogamous male friends from straying into seductive vaginas while under the influence of excessive alcohol and other mind-altering substances. He is a paragon of modern morality, a paladin of male propriety, master of the righteous cock block and a brave soldier in the fight against drunken hookups, broken relationships, and sexually transmitted diseases.

The wang man may also protect his friends from hooking up with females who are undesirable due to being (a) too drunk to fend for themselves, (b) woefully unattractive, (c) clingers, or (d) suspicious or otherwise untrustworthy.

"If my wang man doesn't show up soon, this girl might tempt me into some seriously adulterous sexual activity."

"Just when I thought I was about to cheat on my fiancee with a stripper, my wang man showed up and kicked her out of my bachelor party."

"Thank god my wang man came along to cock block that girl, because my tequila-addled brain was in no state to make the right decision."

by rickchauncey May 4, 2010

Mozzarella Man

If you get the nickname mozzarella man you are the top dawg of your group. The man mozzarella man is not given it is earned. Only the best can get this name. The nickname can be shortend by saying just mozz.

Derrick: hey we should give Kevin a new nickname.
James: he has earned Mozzarella man.
Derrick: yeah fo real man

by MozzarellaMan December 1, 2013

Best man

Joseph - the legendary best man. Has your back through thick and thin, organises the best stag do's, and gives fantastics speeches that will not ruin the rest of you life

Joseph is my best man, why would you have anyone else.

by ronnie_hotdog August 14, 2018

Man whore

1. A male version of a whore

that shifts 7-8 girls at one disco

Tom omg john shifted 7 ppl at da disco last night
jack omg hes such a man whore !

by I<3Tractors November 27, 2012