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punchy douche

A punchy douche is a cowboy who’s good at what he does, dresses like a damn tool usually the top 3 buttons are unbuttoned on his pearl snap, jeans about 2 sized 2 small, cross necklace common but not required, personally is about that of a 2x4.
Look at Bo over there acting like a punchy douche.”
by Kevbo November 30, 2020
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Dirty Douche

1.A dumb ass, idiotic person.

2.a non-clean situation,where you are dealing with a person of limited amount of brain cells.
She is such a "dirty douche"!

Why are you being a "dirty douche"?
by Lilloopy1 December 16, 2008
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Douche Lander

a. Someone speaking in the native tongue of douche.

b. Someone associated with Lander & Lander & Douche.

c. Someone fitting the description of male being used a hygienic tool or just as a tool.
Hey there's Mary and her douche lander of the week. Yeah she used like a condom and threw him away.
by jstar23 March 30, 2009
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Douche McDoucherton

The guy that is not only the #1 Biggest Douche In the Universe But ALSO King Douche himself.. Whom Drives A Douche Canoe with his Douchebag friend's who are in contempt of Douchebaggery
"That Leaf Hippy is certainly a Douche McDoucherton!"
"Gawd he is such a Douche McDoucherton"
by Jaydude84 October 11, 2025
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Douche

A person who pisses other people off. A person (usually male) who everyone hates. A name used to insult usually a male.
Did you see Vincent? He is such a douche!
by sparklingwater June 22, 2010
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Douche Spinner

When you go to play roulette at the casino, and the spinner is a total douche at spinning the ball.
Jim: "do you know that tall blonde guy at the casino"
Bill: "yeah hes a a total douche spinner"
by shaolinwarrior February 10, 2010
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Douche

Someone who is douchey. Someone like Carmen
by TheChoi June 6, 2019
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