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School in summer time by Professor Chaos May 17, 2003
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School Lunch
You spend 5 hours constantly taking it up the ass by teachers learning shit that most of it won't help you in the future. You are starving because you were "not allowed" to eat the nice breakfast at home and have to eat the schools dogshit cereal cups and dogshit yogurt (That is if your grade ranges through 1st to 8th grade) and left starving. It is finally mid noon and ready to eat the lunch which is the main focus on this definition which in lunch does not involve being assrammed by constant work. BUT NO! School districts are always trying to find ways to displeasure their "students". So they give their students this toxic waste they call lunch that when you look at it close enough you can see it moving. And no the lunch ladies do not deserve the blame because if they were in charge of the lunch they would have gave students better meals that don't look like it contains 30% plastic, 20% rubber, and 50% foodstuff. The syrup is not syrup because it moves like water and not the good ol' molasses-movin' syrup we used to put on our pancakes. All in all, the school lunch is horrible and it's mouth feel is even worse and Gordon Ramsay would have a fatal heart attack if he even was in the presence of it.
Kid 1: THE NACHOS TASTE FEELS LIKE GLASS AND THE CHEESE IS FAKE!
Kid 2: Tell me about' it, the school lunch looks like it came from another planet, I doubt even aliens will eat this gunk.
Kid 2: Tell me about' it, the school lunch looks like it came from another planet, I doubt even aliens will eat this gunk.
School Lunch by BonelessJohn February 10, 2020
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school shooting
1. Phrase for Kids getting pissed at there school, that they force ther way into their school, with a firearm, and shoot's teachers and Pupils. Often they shoot themself after. School Shootings are often blamed at at violent games, like Counter-Strike and GTA.
2. Rap Song, by Ill Bill - The Anatomy of a School Shooting.
2. Rap Song, by Ill Bill - The Anatomy of a School Shooting.
1. Sad Parents- Why Did He Do It?!?!
Police Officer- Probaly Because Of That Counter-Strike..
Mad CS Player- FUCK YOU!!
2. Dont Try To Analyse Me now/
You Had You Chance Back Then/
Maybe You Could Have Been Me friend/
Police Officer- Probaly Because Of That Counter-Strike..
Mad CS Player- FUCK YOU!!
2. Dont Try To Analyse Me now/
You Had You Chance Back Then/
Maybe You Could Have Been Me friend/
school shooting by JynKE April 11, 2005
School bus
1. Unmistakable vehicle of ominous size in which you are watched and monitored for the entire ride.
2. Cramped space that smells like shit where you are forced to be as a mode of transportation to hell.
3. Fastest and easiest way to lower self esteem and be judged, where you will find the crappiest way to die because of reckless half asleep bus drivers and idiots that should wear potential fire hazard signs! A fun educational experience that is always an hour or five late or early!
2. Cramped space that smells like shit where you are forced to be as a mode of transportation to hell.
3. Fastest and easiest way to lower self esteem and be judged, where you will find the crappiest way to die because of reckless half asleep bus drivers and idiots that should wear potential fire hazard signs! A fun educational experience that is always an hour or five late or early!
In the bus the boy threw a water bottle from across the bus at your head!
The windows were closed in late june!
You sat on the aisle, and got your stuff thrown out the window, he made you trip on the way out on purpose!
The school bus passed your stop and never turned back, the next day it was half an hour late and the last day it was so early it didn't come at all!
The windows were closed in late june!
You sat on the aisle, and got your stuff thrown out the window, he made you trip on the way out on purpose!
The school bus passed your stop and never turned back, the next day it was half an hour late and the last day it was so early it didn't come at all!
School bus by Aislyn Demure April 24, 2011
school zone
A euphemism for a completely shaved or waxed pubic hairea. The complete lack of hair brings to mind a prepubescent individual that would attend school with a 25 mph speed limit out front.
I got down there and it was a total school zone. I couldn't deal with it. I need a landing strip at the very least not to feel like a total perv.
school zone by drew-ish April 2, 2008
school pool
noun - 1. a swimming pool owned by a school for swimming classes in phys. ed. and swim team meetings. 2. Number one spot to find fecal matter in the whole school.
1. After school today I'm going to the school pool to see the hot babes on the swim team run around in bikinkis.
2. I wouldn't go in the school pool after 4th period. That's when the "special" phys. ed. class learns how bob in water.
2. I wouldn't go in the school pool after 4th period. That's when the "special" phys. ed. class learns how bob in water.
school pool by Corn Flake October 22, 2006